Hell yeah.
Hell yeah.

For other people dumb and confused like me: they’re pizza cutters.
Specifically a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles themed set of pizza cutters, which makes them totally tubular.
I was very confused, brain couldn’t parse what the disks were. Now that I understand, I get it. Fuck yeah.
Cowabunga Dude!
Legit thought hell yeah before even reading the text.
Motherfuckers got my number.
Bossa Nova!
…Chevy Nova?
Excellent!
(This shit is burned into my brain permanently it seems)
Looks impossible to wash.
He’ll yeah.
Now the cartoon theme from the before time is playing in my head.
Poor Donatello gets the useless one
Initially, I thought it’d be the best, but when I really think of how it’d be to use, I think you might be right. But it’s definitely not as useless as Mikey’s. That thing would take years of practice, but would be the most badass to see in use, by far.
Ew. That’s not a sai. (Or katana or bo staff) Donatello would affix a pizza cutter to a six foot pole like a real man. Turtle. Turtleman.
I have a USS Enterprise Pizza cutter. It’s awesome. It’s worthless as a pizza cutter but it’s still awesome.
Hell yeah!
Solid effort only let down by the lack of sansetsukon.
Hell yeah








