That autism shirt goes hard where can I get one
You been hitting the gym brother? I know you didnt muscle up like that with just calisthenics. Either way Im proud of you man, looking fit as fuck.
Looking swolt
Men set the craziest standards for other men, no wonder men’s mental health is in decline. Who tf can realistically achieve that look, those arms, that jaw. It’s giving me a crisis of masculinity just looking at it.
Who can afford that kind of comically oversized lollypop on a normal salary?
This. His tusk-maxxxing routine must be crazy.
How i look in my summer outfit
you got some nice titties. bit hairy for my taste, but still.
Got them thangs thangin dude
WORK WORK
SOMTING ME DOIN?
I think this applies the most to the average American man rather than the men of the rest of the world.
We can’t both care about the same things, and we don’t, by and large. But for those who do, there’s always Zara, lol. Get yourself a nice linen shirt and some Chino shorts, idk. 👍
Summer outfit is just winter outfit minus hoodie.
Winter is just summer minus temperature
What should we be wearing?
A nice doublet with some ruffs underneath combined with a sturdy pair of breeches, a modest codpiece and a fashionable cape. As for footwear I’d recommend riding boots.
How’s this?
I usually opt for my birthday suit but last time I did that I wasnt allowed within 100 ft of the gas station up the street anymore
Your heart on your sleeve.
Oh look, another message that men are ugly, brutish and childish.
Godeem
Literally shut the fuck up crybaby ass bitch
Says the crybaby ass bitch.
What do you mean
Nope. Jeans, light button down, good color
seersuckerlinen! That’s what it is! Thanks @yappymonotheist blazer.I think it’s seersucker I just got it out of the closet I’m not getting back up right now. Iconic hat if I’m going out out.I’m fancy though
I will argue to the moon and back this is an issue of guys genuinely not having any good options at the store
I completely agree. I mostly end up wearing band t-shirts now because my preferred style (long sleeved button downs with cool looking fabrics, rolled up sleeves - no, short sleeved button down shirts do not work they look goofy and are cut to a very different pattern. They aren’t sleek enough yes I know I’m fat and not sleek I don’t care) only comes in stupid plaid and stupider plaid. Fortunately I can get away with a sports coat over that since my current day job is musician.
What are you looking for that you’ve been unable to find?
The stuff I have been looking for is available at Nordstrom for like 300/shirt. Or 700/jacket I have this jacket I have been lusting over for A While Now. I have to wait for it to hit The Rack and then their discount rack and hope no one has bought the cool looking shit.
Mmm, ehhhh, uhhhh, ahhh, I mean yeah, pretty much. I want more options and they can be pretty hard to find unless you really know where to look.
I shop from both men and women’s sections, while men have better fabrics and comfy stuff the colors are depressing. I mean they do have that occasional pink shirt that’s a statement but it’s rare to have happy colors as far as i can see. Of course I’m sure it depends on the budget and what kind of stores you have access to.
Autistic women are, once again, invisible.
They’re not invisible. They’re wearing yoga pants. Just like the Allistic women.
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Why
Yeah I feel like when it comes to summer dress for guys it’s basically the shorts & t-shirt outfit accurately depicted in the meme, topless if you’re got the body/don’t-give-a-fuck, or white cotton shirt and trousers that make you look somewhere between wannabe boyband member and British pink-skinned colonist on a gap year.
If people have sensible options outside of that (man-kini does not count) please let us know below.
How about an organic cotton mankini?
if i’m going in my swimmies i’m either putting on a speedo or going Napoleon style
but like, staying cool is mostly about the right fabric. linen, seersucker, cotton. then worry about color/pattern
Linen and simple cuts
Not comfortable enough to wear a sundress I guess, but if there wasn’t a cultural element that could create a problem, I would wear the fuck out of those breezy robes you see Muslim guys wearing to mosque in the summer.
It’s fucking hot and I trust the fashion choices of people from desert climates. A good idea is a good idea. I have watched these guys while sweating my balls off with severe envy before.
The day I’m told by an Imam “Dude, no one would give a fuck”, I’m making a purchase.
