I need more fiber in my diet :\
Be careful with that shit, it’s powerful magic.
Nah, go hog wild on it. Eat an entire box of high fiber cereal and then go do naked jumping jacks.
Two to four words: sugarfree gummibears
Fiber regulates, sugar free… lets things free.
They don’t have Wi-Fi
yeah, pooping would be way faster if they had wifi
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Don’t you dare tell my boss that. Don’t take my time away from me!!
Given my numbers, the median must be like 0.12 seconds. If your legs aren’t asleep by the time you finish, did you even poop?
are you another of us 20 year poopers or are you one of us half second poopers
I always told my teachers that I’m way above average but they never believed me…
VINDICATION!!
Poop any% speedrun?
speedruns
Tonight’s news, Amazon limit on bathroom break for 12 seconds based on this study.
Tell that to Ron from Accounting
Is it longer if there is a dog staring at them the whole time?
TIL I am an extreme outlier.
When everything is working as it should, it doesn’t take me much longer. That’s a rare day, though.
Today I learned that I am well above average.
TIL I’m an average mammal.
I feel sorry for the person(s) that had to watch in order to know this.
Scientists get to choose what they study.
There are worse jobs in the world than watching wildlife poop
i don’t. my fatal butt disease surgeon, his office was covered in artwork of animal butts. i bet he’d’ve loved to conduct the study
12 seconds to poop, sure, if you don’t count all the time for bathroom clean up, a shower, laundry, etc…
You’ll save a lot of laundry time if you pull your pants down before pooping.
i’m just putting this out there, if you take too long to poop the toilet alligator gonna eat you
Oh, shit!
