This is absolutely not true, your butthole can also taste menthol.
Easy fix, just put spicy peppers in your pancakes
…I’m actually quite thankful my anus doesn’t have taste buds.
I’m reminded of this Uwos video…
uwo slab!!
They’re even spicier when you put the pepper directly in your ass.
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Rubbing one around the balloon knot is quite affective if penetration is too much for you.
Because spicy is not a flavor. Spicy is more like an allergic reaction to a chemical that certain plants excrete as a defense mechanism. Humans are just weirdos because we enjoy our mouths and buttholes being on fire.
Plant: develops high amounts of capsaicin to ward off predators
Humans: ooh, this would be great with chicken!
Plant: am I a joke to you?
Similarly:
Yeast: I’m going to eat all this sugar and produce a toxin that will kill off competing organisms!
Humans: HAHA! Funny juice make head all silly…
It is not meant to ward off predators though. Being eaten is the goal, thats how the seeds are scattered.
It is to ward off mammals. Their goal is to be eaten by birds, birds can’t taste capsaicin, so it’s just normal food. And birds distribute the seeds.
Humans: YOU TWO PLANTS NEED TO FUCK, I NEED YOUR OFFSPRING TO BE HOTTER
Maybe it’s just the mouth part we enjoy and the other we tolerate.
Speak for yourself while I go boof some jalapeños
argument: we normally think of five flavors (salty, savory, sour, sweet, bitter) but without spicy the meal is not complete. shit, some people consider slimy a flavor and that’s fair.
Because I guarantee you that it no longer tastes like pancakes.
I never remember what I ate last night for dinner, unless I’ve had corn
Or beets, which for the first 10 seconds you think you have Ebola… And then ah, yeah, the beets!
I do remember when I was a kid wondering what happened, then remembered I had a slurpee. (Blue Raspberry)
With the power of lactose intolerance, you too can regret certain non-spicy foods! Its usually pretty immediate though
Tried making spicy pancakes. Would NOT recommend.
mildly spicy okonomiyaki sounds great actually
do you really wanna take a shit that’s hot and sticky and doughy?
Because spiciness is literally heat. Capsaicin, the spicy chemical, literally activates the heat receptors in your skin.
