And so am I…
Capt. Wolf
Perpetually tired mental health counselor, sometimes retro game streamer, comedian, Mensan, coffee connoisseur, bacon lover, chronic pain survivor, nefarious pirate, and generally all-round nice dude…
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Cake day: June 23rd, 2023
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151·6 days agoMy wife’s is one that is. They’ve got no new blood coming in and a pastor that was intentionally sabotaging them, driving their most dedicated and supportive members out. No attempts at community outreach or retention. Also our state conference literally cares about money more than the god they supposedly serve.
They just got told that they can either sell the church and parsonage, keep some of the money from its sale to bring to the church they’ll merge with, or the conference will shut them down, sieze the property, sell it, and force them to merge with the other church anyway, but without the money.
It’s no wonder people have been bailing for decades. Totally sounds like something worth being a part of and associated with, right?
Now she’s at your front door, and incredibly pissed that you even looked at her…
…Aaaaand she just stole the front door and disappeared…
Great job, now that creeper you matched with a couple days ago is gonna get in.
This is fucking slender man all over again dude… What did I tell you?
She was hyuking the milk man and Goofy found out.
Alright then… I’ve got the most perfect song, just for you!
Stop living in the past and live now. Everything becomes a memory.
3·10 days agoAnd a toddler chasing the cat…
Just got to practice your free diving skills!
It’s called a crimp tool or a crimper.
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🎶 Don’t ask me silly questions. I won’t play silly games.🎶
Just wait til you find out about your gut biome!
Great, now I want halloumi…
That’s because that’s exactly what the original meme pic was before someone cropped it.
Same as it’s been for the past 20-30ish years, to scam unsuspecting young adults into a lifetime of debt.
I have the distinct feeling this is more like SCP-049, who views aging as a disease and wishes to cure everyone from dying… by killing and resurrecting them as zombies.
Me: I wonder how much Trump is related to… Oh, hi Blackrock…
“but what if they get their poorness all over my boat!?”
Vegetables don’t exist. A good deal of the “vegetables” you eat are fruits. The rest are leaves, roots, flowers, and stems.