zombie bubble kitty

update us when he finds out terrestrial telescopes can’t see the landing site and thinks you’re a deep state cia agent trying to hide the truth lol

omg ive had this in my gallery for 3 years and its relevant again

wats dis from? it looks interesting

i use the fake data extension for this exact kinda stuff :)

https://addons.mozilla.org/firefox/addon/fake-data-haterapps/

can’t deny it, it’s time to defend and depose.

yeah this was kinda confusing when I was a kid because I was told that it was 100% about what letter starts a word. like an S for example. an… S…

didn’t help that my mom would argue that it would be “a S” instead of an, even though an always felt more correct .

every. single. hospital visit. this is perfect

fuck. i haven’t been not suicidal since… idk, since i figured out suicide is a thing that is possible?

alcohol is NOT the answer.

it is the question. the answer is always.

so jealous of that cute puppy :<

these look like the perfect thing to make and give to somebody who’s day you want ruined. I’d love some of those recipes (of mass destruction)

gotta be at like 3 AM tho

i really wish there was an open source alternative to it :(

“try calling the cops and I’ll show you child abuse”

the joys of childhood am i right :p

oh wow, a NEW rock bottom!!

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i thought cats were supposed to land on their feet!! super cute video tho :>

.ƨɘlɔiƚɿɒ ƨwɘn lɒuƚɔɒ ǫniƚƨoq qoƚƨ bnɒ ɘɿɘʜ ni ǫniƚƨoqƚiʜƨ oƚ qɘɘʞ ɘƨɒɘlq ɘw nɒƆ

and try to forget you have hotdog-water milk in the same hole as your taste buds