Idk, but there’s only one way to find out. And 27,184 ways to verify.

I wouldn’t dream of sending a tip to Nintendo or any other large company, but I did send a tip to SureAI (game devs, nothing to do with the bullshit we’re currently calling ‘AI’) after playing Enderal. One of the best games I’ve ever played, zero ads or microtransaction BS, completely free. It was literally just a passion project by an indie dev crew. $60, cuz it’s as good as any AAA game I’ve played. They earned the fuck out of every cent.

*pokes other lifeform with a stick*

…naw, it’s dead. Turns out they’re susceptible to heatstroke, too.

bezel in the middle of your field of view

One monitor straight ahead for games, 2nd monitor off to the side for discord or some media.

Or 2nd monitor for the map of the game in the first monitor (game devs!! Pretty please?!).

Finally!

“when I was your age I made -half- what they’re paying at mcdonalds now, and I paid for a car, a house, college, and and supported my wife and three kids with it!”

me: blood pressure increases

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fruit_of_the_poisonous_tree

There are exceptions, though. It’ll be a question of whether or not the prosecution can make an argument that it falls into one of those.

…well, it’ll be a question of who’s at the judge’s bench. The actual law doesn’t mean shit in this country.

Kinda, but for different reasons. I’ve suffered from insomnia for ages, and one of my absolute least favorite things about that is going to bed, then lying there for hours waiting to fall asleep.

So, usually I don’t even bother. I’ll stay up and do something productive or entertaining until I’m about to drop, then finally go to bed and enjoy a relatively small amount of time between my head hitting the pillow and actually falling asleep.

…downside being I gotta wake up for work like 3 hours later, so I’m kinda just chronically tired all the time, but that’s nothing a fuck-ton of caffeine can’t… slightly mitigate.

Does swallowing these count as deep-throating God?

People have been saying that about Trump’s ostensibly incoming justice for almost a decade.

We are way past the point of being able to explain this as a slow justice system; we don’t have a justice system.

sues to

Legal justice hasn’t happened yet, why do they think it’s going to change now?

Our options are vigilante justice, or no justice.

It kinda still works tho.

intimated

“Man who regularly breaks law without consequence continues to break law without consequence. More at 11!”

…what do you mean ‘besides’?

First of all, fuck Trump.

…actually I guess that’s all I really had on my mind. Carry on.

And he would have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for you those meddling… um… y’know, the things that make Trump experience consequences when he breaks the law… well this is embarrassing, must just be on the tip of my tongue…

…here, lemme dig through the history of the last decade, once I see it I’ll surely recognize it.

…

…

…here it is! Alright, *clears throat*

And he would have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for those meddling headlines about how he’s fuming over the judge’s treatment of him!

HA! Sweet, sweet justice.

I’m all but certain the whole “money can’t buy happiness” shtick is just classist propaganda to keep the peasants poor by trying to build some kind of weird pride in staying poor.

Money can buy freedom, and while freedom doesn’t guarantee happiness, it’s a pretty fucking important ingredient.