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A post by kels @Keally22 with the text “A vanilla latte w soy milk is technically a 3 bean soup but none of yall are ready to talk about that huh??”
After vanilla bean and soy bean, what’s the third bean?
Edit: I feel stupid
Coffee
I feel stupid
If it makes you feel better, I asked the same question at first. Then felt stupid.
lol
Coffee beans
You’re right. Coffee beans aren’t beans — they’re seeds.
Human bean
it is you, the player
Peanut butter is just refried beans.
Peanut butter is mashed peanuts. More like hummus than refried beans. The refried part involves cooking them a second time.
i only cook my garbanzos once tho
Sure, but then you mash them. Technically, the peanuts you get in most stores have only been roasted once then mashed.
mmm peanummus
And clam chowder is just a savory latte with bugs in it.
OK Eleanor
Mm, luckily “vanilla beans” aren’t actually beans. I think the people can handle the idea of a two-bean soup much better, don’t you?
Coffee “beans” aren’t beans either.
what about kitten toe beans? i gotta know for my
chilibean stew
Make it a mocha latte
Coffee is technically tea, but then bay broth (a foundation for chicken soup) is also technically tea.
I thought technically its only tea if it comes from a tea plant (otherwise its just a different hot water extract) but people will call everything prepared the same way (tea kettle and some kind of filter) a “tea” similar to how some people will call any kind of cola a “coke”
It’s technically an infusion though I don’t know if that changes between hot or cold water. But I think teas are arbitrarily determined: We decided that the black tea plants are teas and the weeds next to them are not based entirely on choice.
Coke is a specific trademark connected to specific recipes. But colas are all based on the cola bean, and some decent ones that get close to Coca-cola and Pepsi-cola.
Black, green, oolong, white tea all come from the same plant. Its just processed differently. Everything that isnt from camellia sinensis isn’t a “true tea”.
See I didn’t know that, what with tons of herbal teas, but yeah the ones I look up seem to all be black tea + extras blended into a concoction.
No, no. I think it’s time. It’s going to be tough, but I do think you’re old enough for me to answer some difficult questions. You see, son, vanilla beans aren’t actually beans. I’m sorry you had to learn this way, but sadly, that’s not all. Coffee beans are not actually beans at all. No… I’m sorry, kiddo — what you’ve been drinking all these years is soy sauce.
Is this some strawberries aren’t berries but cucumbers are stuff?
A very thin soup. How about 3 bean consommé?
Would be more of a broth or a tea no? There’s no substance which a soup usually has.
What about tomato soup?
Does that make an iced cappuccino a gazpacho?
I was about to comment “one of those isn’t”, then realized I was think of cinnamon for some reason.
Coffee isn’t a bean
oh cinnamon is like 58.2% processed bean skins
Isn’t vanilla an orchid?
is a hot dog a sandwich
no
is cereal soup
no
is a foo a thing-which-obviously-is-not-a-foo
no
I still say it’s a sandwich
I eat four bean soup. If they only got three beans, I ain’t eating it.
