Y’all need an engineer? I love hockey, snowboarding, and poutine.

He lost because he’s an idiot.

Well, the people who were murdered and their families lost. Donald only fails upward.

Careful, he might become cross. Keep it up and he might become vexed.

🙄

Never too late, guys.

He helped the IRGC set up the world’s most valuable toll booth.

It only cost dozens of American lives, thousands of Iranian lives, several multimillion dollar aircraft, the depletion of all our interceptor missiles, and infrastructure and property damage all across the Middle East.

Now the hard-liners in the IRGC have pushed the politicians and clerics out of their way.

Totally worth it.

Shart of the deal.

It’s 11D chess you plebs just don’t understand.

Since the CEO makes decisions based on what they sell, it would be good for them to know something about what they sell.

Sounds like his AI.

Not a bus station, no need to announce departures.

OBLITERATED!

Ya got putined.

I’m glad her free speech trumps democracy.

Literal princesses aren’t this obsessed with ballrooms. What is this guy’s problem?

Do I amuse you?

Peace prize please.

Really? Name one person who said Harris would do the exact same things.

It’s almost like he’s bad at this.

The former prince known as Andrew.

Aww, come back, Donnie. There’s still more humiliation left.