Friends was in a supermarket the other day. He bought an item labelled “Liquid Death”.
What the product actually was is something he never buys because he never needs it, but because of the fantastically insane name of the product he said he just had to buy it!
That product? The one named Liquid Death?
Do you want to know what it was?
It was a 12 pack of 500ml cans of water
This kind of marketing works, kids. Something so unexpected you just have to buy it!
IIRC liquid death also has some very good policies.
And it was originally created because drinking water isn’t cool, and musicians in bands wanted something to drink that looked like energy drinks or alcohol while staying hydrated. They mentioned bands filling empty monster cans with water as an inspiration.
Only in America does the coolness of drinking water ever factor into anything, coca cola successfully brainwashed the entire country lol
I saw 6 bands during 2 concerts last week, three of them kinda rock/blues, three of them metal. All of them drank water from normal water bottles while on stage. No one cared.
“Made by combining Ganges river water, Mexican tap water, and samples directly from the Fukushima reactor, Liquid Death won’t just slake your thirst, it will slay it for the rest of your life.”
Liquid Death is just an overpriced can of water, right?
In essence, yes. It fills a small niche and a can isn’t as bad as a plastic bottle but in the end it’s water in a can.
It would be far less wasteful to set up the logistics for something refillable. Expensive initially, but once the logistics and the culture for it have been developed, cheaper too.
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Must be really nice beneath that rock your friend has been living under for literally years.
I would never buy bottled water either, but I do have an unopened can of liquid death standing around because it’s such a fantastic can. Guests do ask me about it, or pick it up, sometimes. It’s always disappointing to them and that’s what I feed on.
This isn’t an actual product just fyi it’s done by an artist.
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It says right on the package.
High Vitamin D
They milked the bulls for this…
That’s when you accidentally milk a bull.
Face from nick jr.?
Christ you pulled that memory out of a basement I didn’t even realize I had
I’m 39 I watch the crap out of it when I was a kid…
Looks like Face wants some Stick Stickly.
Incidentally Stick Stickly is what I call my tallywacker.
Stealing breast milk from another species is pretty damn weird, so probably that.
…you know the majority of our species straight up eats members of other species.
So do most other species.
Looking into nature… No… No there are far weirder things than that.
It is pretty weird though I personally love cheese which is even more grim. That being said, do you know that milk probably developed from sweat? That makes it even weirder imo.
69 calories per cup…
Well, it’s got lots of vitamin D.
Vitamin Dick
I don’t seem to be getting my daily recommended dose. Where does one get a supply?
Idk but during my holiday at the farm I learned that bulls give tasty milk too!
High in Vitamin D…
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I want to know what name came in second.
“Daddy’s Milk”
Twist, it is just regular milk, because milk is already freaky and fucked up.
Next time you drink milk, just imagine suckling on an animal breast. For most of you that would be disgusting (for some of you, please don’t imagine it)
Goatmilk fresh from the udder is just 👌
That fully depends on the animal. Humans are animals, and suckling a human breast is socially acceptable. Maybe not while they’re lactating, but I’m not one to judge.
speak for yourself, pervert.
that’s the only way I drink milk. frothing at the mouth for every bowl of frosted flakes.
Milk from Diddy parties
Sleepy milk
That’s real Cambodian
Same thing as Soylent Green. Or maybe just their milk.
