• Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world
    44·
    23 days ago

    I shit you not, this has gotten me out of trouble dozens of times. Any time I get pulled over I pull out the “golly jeez” and “oh dang” and proceed to talk the cop’s ear off about the fine minutia of my incredibly boring day.

    Once got pulled over in a tiny town at 3am in a boaty cadillac with a dope sticker on the back windshield. Watched the cop go from “drug bust of the century” to “please don’t let anyone see me here” in about 4min. Literally watched the man’s will to live leave his body when I started taking about d&d.

    • partial_accumen@lemmy.world
      14·
      23 days ago

      Literally watched the man’s will to live leave his body when I started taking about d&d.

      He’s probably old school and plays or 3rd edition rules. He just couldn’t stand hearing you blaspheme his game.

        • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world
          1·
          22 days ago

          Nah, I played both 2.0 and 2.5. Gygax was just a math and numbers geek who tried to gatekeep with over complication.

          4.0 is NOT D&D. 1.0 barely qualifies as D&D.

          2.0, 2.5, 3.0, 3.5, and 5.0 all have their upsides and downsides.

  • Aeri@lemmy.world
    16·
    23 days ago

    This is basically just a set of scenes that I would fully believe took place in Archer if I hadn’t seen this post.

    • Bosht@lemmy.worldEnglish
      4·
      23 days ago

      Hahaha holy shit I thought the same exact thing. I need to rewatch those soon. Been a few years. Are they making them still?

        • cenzorrll@lemmy.ca
          2·
          22 days ago

          Man I stopped watching during season 5(?), whatever the Miami vice season was. maybe I should give it a try again.

          • abysmalpoptart@lemmy.world
            1·
            22 days ago

            It has its ups and downs. I actually enjoyed the Miami vice season and the 2 after, though they’re admittedly weaker. Then there’s 3 … odd seasons. Once that concludes it basically goes back to normal and is worth watching. Not nearly as strong as before but it’s still pretty funny

  • 5parky@lemmy.world
    5·
    23 days ago

    Chunk: And this I’ve time, I mixed up a batch of fake barf, snuck up to the balcony at the theater, and made a noise like “huuuuh, huuuuh” and dumped it over the side.

    Fratelli: I think I’m beginning to like this kid, ma.