2 year lifecycle and a 3 year payment plan.

So I go to the 40k universe and all of the other beings are the size of my pinkie…

This concept could be an entire Lemmy community.

Chunk: And this I’ve time, I mixed up a batch of fake barf, snuck up to the balcony at the theater, and made a noise like “huuuuh, huuuuh” and dumped it over the side.

Fratelli: I think I’m beginning to like this kid, ma.

It’s only fitting considering that avocado means “testicle tree.”

Where’s the number for gimp mask and tutu?

Roussev was spying on the US as Dr. Jan Itor for a while.

That’s a mom that knows that they’re ALL much cuter when they’re alseep.

Stomp: “I’ll have a rum . . . . And coke.”

Bartender: “why the pause?”

Stomp: “Dunno, I’ve always had them.”

I can tell when the batteries on my cordless mouse have died. There’s a strange feeling of resistance when the mouse is active, but when it’s dead, nothing.

You don’t know old until you’ve had to change the IRQ for your sound card because wolf3d.exe’s settings were different than swotl.exe.

Did both parties involved in the transaction get fired?