Stomp: “I’ll have a rum . . . . And coke.”
Bartender: “why the pause?”
Stomp: “Dunno, I’ve always had them.”
big pause or it doesn’t make sense
Genius
Sounds like they need to adopt a different GF
Right?! I’d go it alone with Stomp by my side.
Just imagine the amount of biscuits Stomp could make. Absolute perfection
I’m proud of y’all for not replying “absolute purrfection”
absolute perrfection
listen here u lil shit
I am imagining the cat making exaggerated cartoon footstep sounds as it walks
Coconut halves
We can’t see your cat’s tail from this one picture. Is it short? Those feet and short tail may make Stomp a Pixie-Bob breed .
Its a highland lynx, which are generally bred to have manx tail.
Fun fact: because of the manx tail, it has a high chance of being incontinent.
You know what they say about cats with big peets.
They need big cuddles. I’m glad he’s got an accomodating home.
Stomp summoned this book from the depths of my memory. Big things in store for those big paws!
I had that book as a kid and I’d completely forgotten about it until now!
“An ‘I can read’ book” yeah why else would you have it then, smartass
/s just in case
Call me crazy but I love it. Makes him even more cute!
I wanna see the boot not too big for the gd feet!
I hope he doesn’t grow into those feet.
Ground pounders up and around.
I feel like I’m taking crazy pills with all of these comments talking about this as if it’s a real photo and not AI slop looks like complete shit. Are the comments AI generated spam too? Are they just stupid? Am I AI generated spam?
I’d like to believe it’s not AI:
Worse than being AI, this is a newish designer breed called a highland lynx, and the polydactyl, curled ear tips, and manx tail are traits they are breeding for.
Unfortunately, its not very ethical to breed for these traits, especially the manx tail, which can cause cats to be born incontinent.
