Ultimate solution:

I eat rice in rows like a dot matrix printer

Who’s to says pre-historic humans never did?

I would try to write up well-worded arguments backed up with valid sources, but…

I’d like to kindly remind you to piss off with your hypocrisy

If you want argument you’ll get an argument; if not, then go back to your echo chamber (It’s located right next to the chamber pot from which you enjoy your daily feed)

P.S. My sincerest apologies for the verbosity of the directions, but you seem to need it since you lack any

Old enough to remember using a 3½” floppy disk to boot my first PC and mess around with GW/Q-BASIC and play DOS games.

The disks were strongly perfumed (I guess the guy I bought my pirated games from liked to do that for some reason), and I still remember that aroma.

now imagine not knowing who is who

Unless they require you to pronounce “out” at roadblocks

Wait wtf

prevent people with debt from voting

Is this real?

I wonder how long it’s gonna take for the Americans to impeach him again

Go for it. It’s a bullshit attention grab. No backdoor, just some undocumented vendor commands (which is the norm for virtually every chip out there).

So the hotdog/not hotdog algorithm is finally out?

If it’s food we’re talking about: You can never go wrong with fruit (unless it’s durian and they hate it), or vegetarian stuff in general.

Seafood would be okay too.

Sometimes you got to squeeze… 🎶

And just in time for climate change to redefine what “room temperature” is.

We live in interesting times.