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This is not a shitpost, merely a shit post.
Who’s to says pre-historic humans never did?
Stalin and Mao would like to have a chat with your if you think this is true.
That’s not true. Lots of drugs can kill you. Don’t know if they all count as ‘stoned’ though
Where can I? Asking for a friend
Nah we just don’t write fun stories about it when it happens.
Humans climbed to the top of the food chain by throwing rocks and that was before gods. Everything was stoned to death by atheists in the day.
Not for lack of wanting to… Hooray for impulse control.
…yet.