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Stamets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months ago

Correct Grindr Response

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Correct Grindr Response

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Stamets@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 months ago
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  • TinyPuni (she/her) @lemmy.world
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    Intel Core 2 Duo? 4 GB DDR3 RAM?

    Cretaceous period intensifies

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      That was my home server specs til February. Upgraded to a third gen i5 and 8gb ram

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      This is just being poor

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      You think thats hot…I got a Ryzen 3…

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    5400RPM?!

    Ghosted.

    • Jesus_666@lemmy.world
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      I wouldn’t have gotten that far. That utter savage can’t even tell the difference between MT/s and MB/s.

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      It’s energy efficient and quiet 🥺 it’s romantic because it takes longer 🥺

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    5 inches thick? It’s a chunky clam chowder can, yikes

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      Unless it’s circumference, otherwise it should be advertised as a 5.25inch floppy

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        It is circumference. And thickness >>> length.

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          Thank you, this detail had me scratching my head. D≈1.56" makes so much more sense.

          Not knowing the difference between circumference and thickness? Instant turn off.

          • andros_rex@lemmy.world
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            The rule is that you would report the bigger number. It’s dick sizes - there’s hundreds of contrived ways to brag.

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    …what year is this???

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    You completely forgot to mention it runs Arch

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      That is implied.

      The Arch is slightly to the left.

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    Those specs suck.

    • Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.works
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      They’d have been alright in 2009.

    • GladiusB@lemmy.world
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      I’m going to take a shot in the dark and say the toned one wouldn’t know the difference

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    Seagate never made a 512GB HDD at least that I can find.

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      Now, now, I’m sure the first guy was “enhancing” his own specs a little bit, too. We all do it.

      That said, there are some arguably similar drives listed at 500 GB capacity on ebay. But it’s not the size of the disk, it’s the gesticulation of the allocation.

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        I have several 500gb hdd’s. I’ve never seen one labled 512 gb. Only micro sd cards and SSD’s. If they did exist, I’d suspect they were either IDE or SAS.

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    Intel

    Okay off to a bad start.

    Core 2 Duo

    Ok boomer.

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    As a man who doesn’t use things like grindr, I get the feeling that men who get that specific about their body measurements are probably red flags. Is that correct?

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      Why?

      I don’t think anyone goes on Grindr to find true love. Same with Tinder.

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        I found my wife on tinder, so take that how you will.

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          Most people date from the Internet now and days. It’s not wild to find love. It’s just a connection point.

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          Well shit, looks like I found another exception - I also found my girlfriend in an odd place online. Good for you :), genuinely.

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      In profile stats people lie about their dick size. I’ve never had a person lie in the actual message though. The fact this person left out their age and then used wbu would make me hesitant to reply though.

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      Probably

  • ArxCyberwolf@lemmy.ca
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    When Protogens use Grindr

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      Can confirm

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    I can strapolate his other stats based on these

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    deleted by creator

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    Cut dick?

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      Circumcised.

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    MfT

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    Well they are sure gonna have fun with all this equipment

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