I made a post that I’ve got linked in my bio. Some shit went sideways, very very sideways, and I’ve been struggling to get through it for a hot minute. After getting to a point of desperation I posted about it on Lemmy and the reaction was… well to say overwhelming would be an understatement. Thus all the thanks <3

If Hell is where he isn’t, then boy am I glad to go there.

I can’t afford next month’s rent because I don’t have a roommate. And I don’t have a roommate because she decided to use me nonstop for months. And I can’t find another roommate because this place sucks. And I hate my life and I want to die and I want to drink.

I don’t want to cook them, I want to vaporize them. Or, hurl them through the atmosphere at mach cunt

In every conceivable fucking way. And that is exactly why I’m lying in bed at 8.15pm once again considering suicide. Suicide that I cannot go through with because I have a cat. The literal only reason.

Honestly, that is kind of how I am feeling at the moment. Sincerely, an alcoholic three years sober.

Oh my god, I totally forgot about this. People were even asking my advice to because I used to post so much at the time. This shit just fell off the face of the planet.

I haven’t noticed them be any more destructive to the environment that humans are. We just have too many of them. They probably are. I would not be surprised if there’s overpopulation and the size of them and everything else then it would make sense that there is some amount of ecological devastation. But I’m usually not in those areas. But the way I see it is that if there is no natural predator for this mistake that we brought to the island, then I will be the natural predator.

I’m from Newfoundland. Moose were brought in to fill the gap left behind by reindeer after we hunted all of them. Problem is that moose do not fit that niche, they destroy it. They’re way too big so none of the natural predators of this island are capable of taking them down. They wander out in the middle of highways and roads at night and cause hundreds of accidents per year. Due to their size, they also tend to kill the people in accidents with them. Everyone on this island has lost family to those fucking things.

Depends on the animal. The vast majority of them, I think, probably are just annoyed by our existence. However, I’m going to be real. If I see a moose and I have the opportunity to kill it, I will do so on sight.

I need to know the address so I can kill this bitch. They’re muscling in on my turf. Dicks are my domain. Cavalcade of cock. Parade of Penis. A ziggurat of Zambonies, but I don’t know, I ran out of ideas.

Well now you leave me with a conundrum. For I want hot dogs, yet do not have hot dogs. I demand you send me hot dogs. Or a big fat juicy dick. I’d be okay with that too.

Personally, I’m hoping that I fail. Not like there’s a ton of things that are going right in my life in the first place. Do not wake me up when September ends. In fact, make it end sooner for me by putting a bullet in between my eyes.

I stand by it. If you do a system format on his brain then he cute but him choosing to be himself every day just ruins it all

Really annoys me because if you just sent me pics I’d be like Oh he’s cute wanna smash. But no. He has to have an empty skull equip slot

So this is something that I’ve noticed recently, and honestly, it’s pissing me off. America has spent an absurd amount of its existence pushing its influence around the rest of the world, whether that be media or military. In all of it, American exceptionalism runs rampant, with Americans believing that they have the best country on the planet. Often comparing America to other countries as if America is the basic template of what something should be. Yet, when someone who is not an American decides to have an opinion on America, the Americans expect special treatment, saying that we do not know what it is like there. Yet they are the country that does not shut the fuck up about themselves.

Moon lighting from his job as mayor of Toronto.

I actually owned 3, 7 stars, and an exoplanet.

You know, sometimes I think that a lot of my posts are terrible quality and not worth making in the first place. And then I see shit like this. I’m like, ah. Okay. I’m fine.

When did my mother get a sex change?