She can cum if she wants to, she can leave her friends behind.
Cuz her friends dont cum and if they don’t cum that’s their choice and I don’t mind.
Yeah, that’s what my brain said too 😂
Cum if she wants to. Cum around the world.
I’d rather she bring her friends along…
Jokes aside - I’ve heard, from sex therapist friends that getting off isn’t your partners job. It’s yours. Your partner is there just to help.
Sex therapist sounds a lot more fun job that it probably is!
It’s not premature ejaculation, my partner is just really good at helping. Its always my fault though.
Howdy-do, fellow minute-man!
If your dick can’t do the walking, let your tongue do the talking.
I mean sure. It’s also okay to want a partner that cares about your experience during intimate, vulnerable acts instead of a guy who sees you as just a useful hole
I guess, but my history makes me feel like I’m batting a thousand. I guess I bring that “I’ll do what your body needs, lemme know” kinda vibe to the bedroom.
Have there been misses? Of course. Have there been partners that achieved orgasm in ways they didn’t think would happen? Also yes.
How you doin’?
Just finished getting the baby ready for my wife to take her to group childcare.
I don’t make her cum, I allow her to, once she’s earned it. And she better thank me for it.
Then hugs and kisses all around, and usually a snack and some coffee after (she loves when I pour her a cup of coffee).
So dreamy 🤤
Cute
Good shit, makes 'm go nuts.
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She told me to cum, but I was already there…
Speak for your fucking selves mate
As a man if u finish first js hang up your boots 😮💨 stick to wanking
Title made me think of one of my favorite videos.
YESSSS. This was one of the first videos I ever saw back on the legendary r/youtubehaiku in its heyday.
This makes me think of this clip of Mr. Girl where he sits his girlfriend down and tells her that her orgasm isn’t his responsibility, and goes on to express that he just cares about himself getting off, and pretty sure he said it would be better if she just laid there and didn’t make any noise.
This guy operates on a level of sarcasm that is so constant and extreme, I can’t tell what he’s serious about and what is some type of social commentary. A lot of things he says are so creepy and offensive, it’s just safer to avoid him altogether.
