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itsviolet@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 hours ago

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itsviolet@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 hours ago
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  • NGC2346@sh.itjust.works
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    I have blue balls syndrome rn

  • bobjones1665@lemmy.world
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    I

  • lastlybutfirstly@lemmy.world
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    What movie is this from?

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    Oh this is interesting. I just the learned a word that could fit this.

    Word of the Day: Felching

    Meaning: a slang term for a sexual act that involves sucking or consuming semen out of a partner’s anus or, less commonly, a vagina.

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    3 hours ago

    A new achievement to unlock 🔓

  • hakunawazo@lemmy.world
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    7 hours ago

    Maybe if they meet they behave like a Newton’s cradle?

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    Why is nobody considering the possibility that she took the cum out of her ass and swallowed it, and is just being coy about it?

    • TʜᴇʀᴀᴘʏGⒶʀʏ⁽ᵗʰᵉʸ‘ᵗʰᵉᵐ⁾@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      https___sh.itjust.works_pictrs_image_d703e0e7-b99a-4799-a376-a1934b047a21

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      Autofelching, if you will.

      • DonkeyStar@lemmy.world
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        I mean, I wouldn’t, but if, like… $700 were involved…

        • cantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.works
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          Have some self respect, I wouldn’t go any lower than like $800.

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            Autofelching for 800 Alex

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    I lose my bet it’s Mickey7 post

    • The Velour Fog @lemmy.world
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      I blocked him, but reading that guys modlog is a trip

  • IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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    Technically, the human body is a giant tube … if you follow the surface area of the outer skin, it follows a continuous membrane through your body. The surface area of your lips, all through your digestive system follows the same surface membrane as your anus. The actual human part of us is housed behind the membrane. And anything we put in our mouth eventually exits the rear (and it some extreme instances, ejects out both ends).

    We are just a giant walking tube

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      Large portions are absorbed through the membrane, and cleverly placed sphincters make time for chemical processes to permanent alter many of the things we eat. The things that go in (other than corn kernel shells) aren’t the same anymore when they leave.

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      And anything we put in our mouth eventually exits the rear

      Yes, but by the time it gets to the rear, it won’t be ‘cum’ anymore.

    • Rob T Firefly@lemmy.world
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      Not a big truck.

      • thenextguy@sh.itjust.works
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        You can, however, just dump stuff into it.

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          Why? TUBES! The body, is tubes! Big truck, long distance. It’s TUBES, tangled up TUBES!

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    Doesn’t hurt to try

  • Gongin@sh.itjust.works
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    People aren’t recognizing that it says “has ever” and not “will ever” so I think poster is talking about when they were hanging in the semen factory

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    So… I guess you swallowed one load and got another deposit soon after?

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      It’s the circle of cuuuuuuum~

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