Passive income, form your brand today, get a job, start saving money now, retain your seamen, don’t skip leg day, and you’ll be more productive if you sleep less… You can sleep when you’re dead (brought to you by Bulletproof Coffee).
seamen 🛥🌊
See? Men! 👨👨👀
Batch prep snail muffins. Listen to dude bro podcast. Keep a notebook on how much your turds weigh.
That’s your first mistake right over here
people did this without instructions for a long time and so can you.
Start grinding skills NOW!
By age 3, if you want long term success, have at least the following skills:
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Neck Holding 100
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Speech 80
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Nap-ability 100
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Allergy resistance 75
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Object permanence 95
Also the following attributes, though they can be RNG:
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Curious
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Vaccinated
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Rich (Heavy RNG)
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Loved
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Conventionally Attractive
Well? Get to it.
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See if you can go back. It’s awful out here.
Don’t take these titty-sucking, pants-shitting years for granted
You seem to have not rolled into the nobility class. So you’ll be debuffed with the poor status.
bro ain’t born today.
Ok, I lied. I was born last week, sorry I’m a bit shy about my age. I haven’t solved differential equations yet.
I was thinking the same thing. Had 2, neither looked this awake or alert on day 1. Eyes barely open at all and really red.
Still sleepin and all newby ruby after a whole day? In this economy?
GL bro, they sound like duds.
r/lies foiled again
Thank the heavens you weren’t “born yesterday…”
Edit: keep that smile. It will serve you well to be so happy, and to have something to smile about like that.
You are a good baby.
Also don’t listen to Celine Dion, she don’t know babies like you know babies… she did them wrong.
However, do listen to good babies. Don’t watch that show “Girls” on HBO unless it’s to observe someone being the opposite of a good person in general. Just don’t do what they do.
Be concerned about the actions of adults. However, don’t worry about the whims of adults, or their specific adult worries; they don’t know babies shit like you know babies shit.
Do, however, worry about everyone generally. Frankly they should worry about you too. That’s worth it and that’s okay.
Just don’t stop smiling.
- bag it before you tag it
- don’t
stick your dick inbump uglies with crazy - if they’re a 10 and you’re a 2, something’s up
- ya don’t have to train like you’re going to the olympics, but stay reasonably active and eat decently and that will lower your odds of type 2 diabetes
- the perfect is the enemy of the good enough, and learn when you need each
- don’t ever try cocaine, heroin, or meth. the world ain’t gonna end if you partake of the grass in a responsible manner, but don’t ever try anything harder.
- learn from your mistakes, and learn from other peoples mistakes too
- don’t go to parties with metal detectors. sure, it feels safe inside. but what about all them brothas waitin outside with guns? they know you ain’t got one!
They need to hang this in the delivery rooms
but what about all them brothas waitin outside with guns? they know you ain’t got one!
The 3D printed ghost gun stuck up my ass:
You don’t have to worry about a damn thing for a few years. Enjoy yourself.
If you’re on the internet it’s already too late for you.
don’t
