Thank the heavens you weren’t “born yesterday…”

Edit: keep that smile. It will serve you well to be so happy, and to have something to smile about like that.

You are a good baby.

Also don’t listen to Celine Dion, she don’t know babies like you know babies… she did them wrong.

However, do listen to good babies. Don’t watch that show “Girls” on HBO unless it’s to observe someone being the opposite of a good person in general. Just don’t do what they do.

Be concerned about the actions of adults. However, don’t worry about the whims of adults, or their specific adult worries; they don’t know babies shit like you know babies shit.

Do, however, worry about everyone generally. Frankly they should worry about you too. That’s worth it and that’s okay.

Just don’t stop smiling.

Big booty emo.

Sidebar: really cute cat.

One of them lies. The other cannot tell the truth.

Is good cat.

What’s funny is how Trump doesn’t have to tell either to fuck off. The smart person would just play sides and see who’s likely to come out on top, then create advantages in that space. You know AMERICA FIRST. Not Putin not Trump but the country jockeying for best position.

Instead he just fucks up everything with zero no how, 100% selfishness and 10x asshole energy, all in proper Republican fashion.