can confirm
I was walking down the street the other day and a mother with a little boy holding her hand came in the opposite direction. The little boy pointed at me and said to his mother “look mommy, it’s an old man!” I’m fucking 59, I’m not Christopher Walken.
And then I kicked that little cunt!
I would have kicked him if not for the arthritis.
I didn’t even click and I know what it is
This is called a life well lived.
Can I skip to staring at the bird feeder? That sounds nice.
The voice
What?..
gestures all over the fucking place
You gonna just fly over this bird-feeder, for which I have procured premium seeds in a gently, hand mixes quantity?
Man starts gyrating at the hips.
Laurence Fishbourne and colleagues shout and celebrate rather enthusiastically.
If you walk. Without. Rhythm. You won’t. Attract. The bird.
Gosh, I wish I had this! Or at least a yard of some sort. Or at least a home of any kind…
I could certainly go for a yard and a bird feeder
well, he did seal himself inside a bunker back in 1962. things are bound to change some.
I think
the crypt keeperChristopher Walken gets a passCan’t wait
