

“Hello, neighbor. Normally, I tie my shoes. Today is a special episode. Today, I’m going to tie my laces to two sticks and make the knots very tight. That’s right, today we’re making a garrote. To help me demonstrate how to properly use this tool, we’ve enlisted a very special guest, Donald Trump. To commemorate this very special occasion, I’ve asked my good friend, Bob Ross, to paint a happy little picture. Are you ready, Robert?”






They were/are kissing Trump’s ass enough. Can’t forget the first (and likely only) FIFA Peace Prize, or when the FIFA big-wig let him hold the trophy like some sycophantic Make-a-Wish.