I saw this post a few years ago and that’s why I licked my friend’s himylayan salt lamp a few years ago, officer
SourDragon
Rawr! I’m a dragon! Fear me!
Or don’t. That works too.
I’m Sour of the Noodle Council®. I’m here to just dragon it up and be a dragon, and to observe your interactions with my dragoniness to report my findings back to the Noodle Council®
Satire. I’m not actually a dragon nor am I sending information to a fictional council of zylants that secretly rule the pasta underworld.
Also my human persona does occasionally bleed through the cracks. Don’t mind her. Just throw a bar of chocolate and some weed into the void. She’ll chase after them.
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Uncle John’s bathroom reader!
I know this has nothing to do with the metric system, but I saw the toilet paper roll around the page number and got a surge of happy brain sauce due to the happy memories of all the copies I owned through the years: 2
3·1 day agoNo /s. The situation is getting worse for the rapists. They know this and that’s why their victim is getting threatened.
“It is a French expression! Bon jour, mademoiselle! I would like to see le tits now!”
The article was written by Big Candy Corn™
Adonaiyahwehjehovahbob ain’t listening, spark breath (reference to your username)
That is one hell of a blep. I’m impressed. Pls give them a decent amount of pet-pet love-loves on my behalf.
A lot of my weird ass dreams can be interpreted as: I need to stop going to bed stoned
Frickin’ Robot Man is gonna stomp your ass for that as he drops 7½ F bombs, the ½ being because Flit showed up and teleported him away before he could finish
Don’t worry. He’s stomping you with his massive clanker feet, so you’ll die with a hard on
1·3 days agoThere’s an episode of an old sitcom called Gimme A Break I would recommend. A white kid did blackface in front a bunch of black people, and the hard-r n-word was spoken uncensored by Nell Carter.
The DC character Amanda Waller was modeled after her both physically and force of will, iirc.
The only place ketchup belongs is in the trash
The same goes for ketchup in my house. My brother visited last year, bought a MASSIVE bottle of it, and left it when he went home. I put the nearly full bottle where it belonged: in the trash.
Smoking weed, hooking into my mp3 player, then going to the park to vibe on the swing
You can’t lose weight, but that’s okay because the lack of appetite balances that out! (A common side effect my antidepressants have)
The first few books of the old testament are just bad fanfiction based off the Epic of Gilgamesh
The book of Job is about Adonaiyahwehjehovahbob bragging about torturing an innocent man.
And I’m sure a lot of the other old testament books (both protestant and catholic) are just as problematic.
“Daw Who’s the cutest widdle patootie in da world?”
Lotus sharpening a knife: “meow”
“Who’s a cutie pie?”
Lotus assembling an AR-15: “meow”
“Da’s right! You’re the patootie!”
Lotus waterboarding her siblings: “meow”
“Incomprehensible cutie sounds”
Lotus searching horrendous things on my phone so I’ll end up on an FBI terrorist watchlist: “meow”