*sigh*
I just took a break from reading a book because I just fijished a lengthy sex scene with anal, and I wanted a change of pace … so I open up Lemmy and what do I see?
(For anyone wondering, the book is called The Three … it’s very good so far …)
Human poetry is…confusing 🤔❔🐲
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I’d give you head
But I’m sick
There was a young whore from Kilkenny, Who charged for two fucks just a penny. For half of that sum, You could bugger her bum, An economy practised by many.
There once was a young lad from Brighton,
Who said to his lass “you’re a tight 'un”,
She said “Bless my soul,
But you’re in the wrong hole,
And there’s plenty of room in the right 'un”
This is poetry. Oh well - it actually is :D
Finally an actually moving and relatable poem.
Very moving
A modern classic
Pfft. It doesn’t even rhyme
I shouldn’t have been surprised when I surmised violet behind sphincter related poetry consumption…
It was going to rhyme but I ain’t got all day
Beautiful 🥹
Is this the new e. e. cumins? It really crystallized such a special moment of introspection and good ol’ donut glazing.
I like poetry by Gary…






