Not sure if you’ve got one, but I do believe I’ve heard it’s supposed to be healthier for the prostate to occasionally empty that thing. Another part of the body that seems to break down as one ages. Don’t judge me, It’s for my health!

There for a while. I was absolutely living on them at work and at home and getting in arguments about how long they could stay unrefrigerated after I’d pulled them out of my pocket after a day and still eat them, or eat one from my backpack that had been there for a couple days. I think just about 2 days ago I ate a whole package in like a couple hours. My cholesterol and sodium levels are probably fucked, but I’ll be damned if cheese sticks are not absolutely amazing. The sargentos full fat regular cheese sticks are the primo for me, but I’ll settle with the shitty dollar store ones if I have to. And no, I never string them :p but now I really freaking want some breaded ones and some marinara (or the comment in this thread about a restaurant that served the fried ones with applesauce sounds intriguing). But yeah, long-winded story short, I’d hang out with your friends lol sound like some good peoples :p

Reminds me of that ‘joke’ about Superman lol

If you ask my orange cat Ginger, she would probably tell you ‘To shreds, you say?’ I think I’m up to three rolls now that I need to give some first aid to lol