Me: “I regularly start drinking before 10am.”
Them: “That’s out of control and unhealthy. You should start going to meetings before you wind up dead.”
Me: “I put orange juice in it.”
Them: “tight.”
regularly
Key word right there
Saw this before. Asked some friends if they would eat 6 string cheese sticks and immediately all of them said yes… i just said forget it.
There for a while. I was absolutely living on them at work and at home and getting in arguments about how long they could stay unrefrigerated after I’d pulled them out of my pocket after a day and still eat them, or eat one from my backpack that had been there for a couple days. I think just about 2 days ago I ate a whole package in like a couple hours. My cholesterol and sodium levels are probably fucked, but I’ll be damned if cheese sticks are not absolutely amazing. The sargentos full fat regular cheese sticks are the primo for me, but I’ll settle with the shitty dollar store ones if I have to. And no, I never string them :p but now I really freaking want some breaded ones and some marinara (or the comment in this thread about a restaurant that served the fried ones with applesauce sounds intriguing). But yeah, long-winded story short, I’d hang out with your friends lol sound like some good peoples :p
I grab a spoon to dig into my cup of butter, sour cream, cheese, and bacon crumbles… people look at me like I’m nuts.
Apparently I have to put it inside a potato and eat it as a side dish.
This post is funny enough to me as it is, just from an absurdist point of view, but reading these comments it’s clear that there’s some hidden meaning that I’m not getting, such as knowing what he’s actually going to eat.
Thx, this just made me feel bad about myself.
You’re welcome! ☺️
