Damn , your mom must have CTE from all the shots to the head .
Seriously pulling a your mom joke? How many cob webs were on that mofo? Or should I be asking how old are you?
Your mom jokes are still funny and probably always will be. Hell, they’ve been doing it for centuries.
This is why you should not ejaculate in a school zone.
Probably in bad taste…but that give new meaning to Watch For Slow Kids.
Even faster if you’re doing it in a plane
Picturing the Mythbusters team with a radar gun.
That would be a fantastic wrapping paper for birthday.Reminds me of that ‘joke’ about Superman lol
You just told yourself, and only yourself, a joke.
Well I don’t even know if it’s a joke, but just something about Superman’s spunk traveling as fast as he can, and how it would wreak havoc during some intimate moments causing some carnage or something to that extent. I don’t even know. Maybe it’s just something my dad was joking about when I was younger.
It’s a short story by Larry Niven
That was a risky click.
Holy crap. Well that explains a lot with that memory. Dad used to read a ton of sci-fi. I was actually just commenting about Larry Niven and my dad in another post, The one that was asking why nobody has redone Dante’s inferno in the 20th century.
e: I think he either must have read me the story or paraphrased it to me when I was younger, I’m going to have to bring this up next time we’re having a meal together lol. I read the entire short story you posted (very short! I read it while eating a carrot for breakfast!), and so much of it brings back more memories :) what a fun concept it explores, thank you so much for sharing the link, this made my morning!
Glad to hear it! Maybe you can get into reading short stories with him :)
Living up to your user name in being awesome <3
Not if you’re Homelander…
