Whenever one of my relatives says something really ignorant to me (which is often), instead of getting into a pointless argument, I just blow it off by imagining them like a yapping little dog behind a fence.

LasagnaCat

You used a pan instead of a pot. No wonder.

Snake oil salesmen drinking their own snake oil.

How did they manage to keep these cats still long enough to get a good picture? I thought old cameras required you to be still for several seconds?

There’s a car shop near me that still has one of these in use.

I looked up sunscreen recommendations on Consumer Reports and virtually every sunscreen didn’t perform as well as advertised in CR’s lab tests. CR’s top rated sunscreens all happen to be marketed for kids/babies oddly enough.

This is why you should not ejaculate in a school zone.

There was this late 90s show called Sliders where this team travels to different parallel Earths with different histories. I would like to see that rebooted.

What books are “illegal” in the US? I really don’t know what you are referring to. Are you thinking of red states banning anti-racist and lgbtq books in local libraries?

I don’t think grey actually has another “opportunity”. This feels like a negging tactic to me.

What about pants?

Clothing sites nearly always make my phone (iPhone 13) run hot after a few minutes of browsing. Often the phone as a whole will start to get really slow (thermal throttling?) and I have to force quit the browser and maybe even restart iOS.

Thankskilling (2008). Low budget horror movie about a talking turkey (a puppet) who murders college students. It’s one of the most ridiculous and hilarious movies I’ve seen.

I didn’t try alcohol until I was 25, but I’m definitely an outlier.

And if she’s a badass space smuggler, she gets aviator goggles on her forehead.

Right now I use Vivaldi on my work computer. For my personal devices (MacBook, iPhone, two iPads), I’ve been mainly using Kagi’s Orion browser for about a year. It’s a WebKit browser but even on iOS it can run (some) Chrome/Firefox extensions, which I think is pretty neat. I also dabble with iCab. It’s a very eccentric browser with an interesting history that goes back to the 90s.

Was pistachio ice cream also red?

Yep. I learned to touch type through different kids typing programs back in the 90s. The one I remember the most was this game where there are two talking hands and you have to help them take back control of a city from this angry green blobby alien with a German accent. Apparently this alien’s one weakness is typing.

I saw ‘BHM’ and read it as ‘big handsome men’. Was confused for a bit.