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OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 6 days ago

If You Do 40 In A 60 Zone Then Goodbye Bradley

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If You Do 40 In A 60 Zone Then Goodbye Bradley

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OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 6 days ago
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  • Akasazh@lemmy.world
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    Thank fuck the confrontational word was censored.

    • GeneralEmergency@lemmy.world
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      Get baited jabroni

    • OriginEnergySux@lemmy.worldOP
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      🤣

  • NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world
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    “Not my kid, I just keep him tied up in the trunk.”

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    Poor kid’s security questions are getting leaked before he’s even got a chance to ruin his own credit, dang.

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    Obviously the only rational response to someone going 40 in a 60 zone is not to intentionally rear end a car to kill the occupants. You follow them home and Blood Eagle them in the night.

    • OriginEnergySux@lemmy.worldOP
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      Naawww giving Bradley wings so he can fly to heaven

  • Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works
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    Is Bradley in the trunk??

    • RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world
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      Bradley’s just a random child who has been quantumly entangled with a switch that is activated if you drive too close.

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      Ackshully, it’s a Prius so it doesn’t truly have a “trunk”

      Checkmate!

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    Fucking Adios Bradly honk honk

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    So how does this work, is this some kind of ejector similar to dropping caltrops?

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    I hope for Bradley’s demise simply because whoever made that sign censored the word murdering.

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      The internet censored it, not Bradley’s sign’s creator

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        *ucking internet.

        • PattyMcB@lemmy.world
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          F*cking internet.

          FTFY

  • kat_angstrom@lemmy.world
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    So long, bradley

    My bad, I guess

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    If I was Bradley, I’d vow not to get in that car ever again.

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    I’ll bet Bradley is a bully at school

  • nieceandtows@programming.dev
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    That sounds like a threat

  • TheTechnician27@lemmy.world
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    Mardering a child? A Bradley, even?

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