Same, our polydactyl has one giant claw on each front foot that simply doesn’t shed and needs clipping every 3 months or it starts pushing into the pad.

Once I went to a restaurant in a building and had deep fried pig intestines.

Boo! Hiss!

You can blame Peter Thiel for that one

Another vote for 5, 0.7

Like those Zebra Sarasas, the blue ones are perfect

More sunlight as summer approaches, and enough heat that I can be outside without freezing to death. Can’t wait until I can get the back patio set up, and see hummingbirds coming by again. Plus it’ll be kayaking season, just in time for my sprained wrist to have hopefully healed.

Well, that sounds just awful

That watch is a Swatch and they still make new transparent models, I got one a few months back and posted it to the watch sub.

Grade 3, I was saying “fuh” like the first sound in “fuck” and Katherine told on me for saying “fuck” even though I didn’t say it. Tragically, her story was believed and mine was not. I never forgave her. I also never saw her again after Grade 5, so whatevs.

Cripes, what an asshole

Despite the black line covering his eyes, I can still tell: This Is Timothy.

It’s not happening and it’s not worth discussing. Our sovereignty is non-negotiable.

I can smell moulds that nobody else can smell; at least for several more weeks until the moulds get mouldy enough.

It’s basically the most pointless superpower. I can smell the cereal in the cupboard and tell my wife that it’s gone bad, but she won’t smell it so she’ll eat it and then nothing bad happens except possibly to her gut microflora

I saw this on the news and honestly wondered how many cops are required for this prisoner transfer? Because all those people are getting paid to walk a guy past cameras, and they’re probably all getting paid more than me, and there’s SO many of them

There was an old card game I learned around 2003ish called Spite & Malice, involving 2 full decks of cards for 2 players. Was just a ton of fun, but it’s faded from memory and the ruleset I found online once didn’t match the one I played.

Lower Decks deserves 7 seasons x23 episodes per season, with better quality animation for the space-based visuals

Yes, but how many Ads for (Car Brand) do I need to see before I’ll buy a vehicle from (Car Brand)?

Magenta Skycode - Kipling

Flute! I started learning it last December, it’s been nearly a year and I’ve learned SO much. Going to keep at it and get even better!

It’s not AI, it’s an LLM. It doesn’t know what misinformation is because it doesn’t Know anything