and if they are does that mean they are constantly being raped for years like do they like it or are living a living hell every day?
All dolls are sex dolls
Especially if you try hard enough.
Well, technically they’re being raped, but they like it. It’s like when a race of creatures in a fantasy setting are happy in slavery. They naturally enjoy it the way toys naturally enjoy being played with.
So… westworld?
Except… Aren’t the toys completely aware of what they are and what their purpose is?
Well, except for Buzz in the first movie. Considering literally every other toy was aware of their purpose and existence makes Buzz a bit of a weirdo.
“You’ve got a friend in me…”
Maybe this is what they live for. They know their purpose and they love their people just like Woody loves Andy.
Imagine a movie plot where Sarah moves to a new state and forgets her vibrator collection. She doesn’t realize it yet but all the vibrators team up to embark on a madcap adventure to reunite with Sarah. On the way they they find a sad discarded buttplug with no owner and they bring him into the gang only to find out that he used to belong to Sarah’s lesbian lover who she’s moving to be with.
That movie would include a lot of Buzz
oh THAT’S what that song’s about!
That’s poetry. Slimy poetry but poetry nonetheless.
How holesome!
Perfect title!
Honestly that does explain why the vibrators batteries always seem to be depleted.
And this comment explains your hairy palms.
My God if masturbation did actually lead to harry palms I would not be balding now.
In fact, when the hair on my palms ran out of room, it would have had to begun to creep up my arms. By the time I was 15 I would have been a real life sasquatch.
FINALLY! A fanfic for me.
The Brave Little
ToasterDildoIt could even feature a brave little Hitachi wand
Because I hate the implication I have just created new head canon for my own sake. It’s the power of a child imagination and play that brings the toys to life. That’s why the fork comes to life in the fourth movie
So if a child found one abandoned and somehow innocently played with it enough then it would come to life but when used for an adults self-gratification it would not have the requisite for life.
I will not be taking questions on the plothole of why new in box toys are alive
And then little Billy finds his mom’s dildo…
are you implying that childlike wonder and spirit dies the moment hormones makes a kid horny for the first time?
I will not be taking questions on the plothole of why new in box toys are alive
They were all made in sweatshops by children, no plot hole. ☹️
For a less bleak answer, they’re powered by kids wandering through the toy store amazed at all the rows.
So were the sex dolls.
Yeah, hut then how are you supposed to get the porn parody where the sexdoll starts to help their owner get their life together and the show ends with them banging their new partner instead of the sexdoll.
I like to think so.
Sexy Losers already answered this question
This is part of the reason why the robots took over to create the post apocalyptic Cars universe
Asking the real questions
Yeah that did it.
Well why are tablets sentient but not TVs? Why not computers? Why not cars? Why not game consoles?
Why not cars?
Seriously?
this is why not cars.
They’re sentient if the child thinks of them as such. Andy’s etch-a-sketch was used in play as a character, so it gets thoughts. The Lilypad, with its decorative face and hands, gets the same thing.
Really, the only gap in this logic I can think of in the toy story universe is the shipping crate of buzzes that no child has even seen yet, but besides them, toys tend to wake up and be alive when interacted with, either by a child or a toy that has itself come alive from a child. S Even sitting on a store shelf, a child will still see the toy and imagine on occasion, so this still works for Stinky Pete.
Also, a horde of Buzzes is really fucking creepy. Like plastic ants
Easiest explanation is the factory they were made in uses child labor
I think buzzes were awake before because he had a tv show.
Plot twist: Buzz and Woody were not originally Andy’s toys in the script.
