“Oh yeah thats just my booby trap”
I used to be a cashier at a grocery store and one time a lady came through the line and went to pull her wallet out of her bra, couldn’t find it easily and started emptying her bra like a purse. Out come the keys, tissues, a GUN, then finally the wallet.
She had a gun. In her bra.
No, the correct response is “That’s not a knife. That’s a knife.”
I’m always impressed by womens ability to stash shit in their bra. How does it not affect the size or clothes lines in any way whatsoever?
I once saw one pull a big can of deodorant out of there. Not a little travel size, about a foot long. Also a medium purse and a smartphone. That was about 10 years ago and my melon is still twisted.
Some video game inventory logic man.
Poop knifeBoob knife
what’s the missing word? coins?
boobs
edit: found the original
Fake. Boobs don’t clunk when they hit the floor.
Clanker
I’d bite her shiny metal ass.
Hey baby, wanna kill all humans
Let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the floor
This just raises more questions.
Coconuts
Back in ye olden times I used to carry my iPod classic in my bra. It was the perfect place to secure it when I went for long runs or otherwise wanted both hands free. I scared the shit out of my dad once when he came upon me in the dark and the screen was still lit up from me reaching down and changing songs. He was like um why are your boobs glowing?
Whatcha gonna do with all that junk inside your trunk?
