$75k salary, a house, a boat, a lake house, and a trust fund. What year is this?
Doesn’t matter what year it is if your parents are stacked.
Really hate when I forget my own name in the middle of a date.
That’s why you need to pace yourself to 5 beers/hr
i’ve got little legs. i should really be at 8 beers/hr if i want to keep pace with the bigger guys.
“Astrology is such bullshit. Flowers hate sex, so they get bees to do their dirty work. I’ve never heard of the Colleen hoover, is it a good brand? Primus sucks. I feel I could be a main character on Grey’s Anatomy. I like you woman, you don’t talk much, unlike that Taylor Swiftmouth.”
Why am I single?
Primus sucks!
I’ve really been wanting to get into astrology. Do you want to go to the local telescope depository?
I was chatting with a bartender about my telescope a while ago, and the woman sitting next to me asked me when my birthday was. I told her the month, and asked why. She said “it sounds like you know a lot about astrology.” I said “oh no, I’m into astronomy,” to which she replied “same thing.”
Neurodivergent people: where can I buy this?
The real trick to relationships for neurodivergent people is that you REALLY need to date other neurodivergent people.
It’s so much easier than having to explain why you need a nap after the neighbor set off fireworks in the middle of the day after it interrupted an attempt to mow lawn.
Hard agree
Damn… you just described me.
But I like my neurotypical wife. She remembers where I put stuff and is somehow OK with the army of squirrels that I call a brain.
Nice to see Violet is getting back into the dating scene.
5 beers per hour?
Man I’m old but even when a wasn’t old 5 beers per hour would have me pretty trashed.
That may be asking the jokes involved.
Five beers an hour WHILE there’s a tequila shot right next to him
ok, in which freedom units do I have to think, such that 5 beers/h falls under “pace yourself”?
12 ounces (350ml) or 16 ounces (470ml) would be typical for an American beer.
If the guy can reach 6 feet with “thick soles”, he’s not small, so probably the 16 ounce beer as a draft, rather than the 12 ounce beer which is typical for a bottle.
He has a boat? Is it because of the implication?
Just him and his… tasty treats.
Armand play calls are cool but the radio in the QB helmet is the way to go
