Wow…I don’t usually do that but it was so convenient. I feel seent.

Every single generation in the past 100 years has said the same thing. “My generation will fix it when we’re in charge”.

The God Damn boomers were the hippies from the 60s. What the fuck happened to peace and love?

My generation (Gen X), my goodness, we could see through all the bullshit. We’re the original centrists.

Every single one of my children’s Gen Z friends are all so woke they never sleep.

Turns out every generation is full of selfish shortsighted dumbasses just like the one before it. Just like “The Greatest Generation”. Just like the boomers. Just like Gen X.

Faith in humanity…fading

I tried that in my early 20s. Luckily I still had a Frisbee left for cereal.

Oh sweet baby jesus no it is not. The robot would load the dishes into the the dishwashing machine, then put the clean dishes away when the dishwashing cycle is complete.

Goddamnit…why do my arguments never go as planned.

Most did, some didn’t. That was already a decade ago. The prism that people see the world through has changed dramatically. It was far easier to discern satire from reality back then.

Things that would have seemed completely impossible in the mid 2010s are reality now. It’s the same reason that nowadays I have to check each news story to see if it’s satire or not.

That vehicle is fucking dope.

It’s always been hypocrisy. The media companies only say what part you actually own based whatever is most profitable to them.

Technically, back in the day, when you bought any music wether it be 8-track, LP, cassette, or CD, you were purchasing a single-user license for the music and the media was just how the record companies delivered it to you. That’s why Napster and all the piracy that followed it was/is illegal, because you don’t own a license when you copy the digital file.

HOWEVER… Over the many decades I’ve been alive I’ve scratched, twisted, demagnetized, or just plain old lost hundreds of LPs, cassettes, and CDs. Do you think if I requested a new copy of the music that the record companies would send me a replacement?

No, they would not. So I obtained digital replacements by…other means.

Now that we’re all used to digital copies, suddenly that’s been the important part all along.

The last time I used actual blades was the Mach 3, which worked great.

Not I just use a Philips Oneblade.

So it turns out that all this time a law is only really a law if it’s enforced. Most of my life I assumed laws were laws when they became laws. But nope, the past few years have demonstrated that my assumption was false.

So no, he didn’t break any Wisconsin laws because they ain’t gonna do shit.

When you upgrade the motherboard that’s a new PC.

If I ever open that restaurant that I’ve been meaning to open for the past 20 years, I am using this on my menu.

The AI bubble will pop the same way the dotcom bubble popped. A lot of money lost and the hype will die down, but the technology will remain and reach a homeostasis at the level where it’s actually a helpful tool.

When the dotcom bubble popped the internet didn’t disappear, it just became what it was supposed to be. When the AI bubble pops the technology will still be there for use cases where it’s actually appropriate and useful.

Bad calls are part of every sport. It happens. Rules are rules, and if the there is no official instant replay or challenge procedure then the call stands. Rules are fucking rules.

This is no longer about a bad call. It’s about integrity.

She wants to touch your penis?

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Deep fryers are a pain to maintain. I totally get why they don’t have them at US stores.

Im an American and I tip because it’s how servers get paid in the US.

I’ve also been to other countries where restaurants just, ya know, pay their employees.

It’s not complicated. Just give your employees money in exchange for their labor. Somehow other countries just pay their employees and amazingly they still have restaurants and bars.

Yeah I hate fake nerds on TV. Big Bang Theory being the absolute worst.

Obligatory Portlandia Nerd PSA (invidious link)

I grew up with actual nerds in the 89s and 90s. No one was like Big Bang Theory. We were not cool.

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Man I’d love to have an entire drawer of different kimchis in my fridge.

Do young people make their own kimchi and store it in the drawer, or do most go buy it premade and stock the drawer?

We have some really good stores now in my part of the southeastern US where I can get pretty much any kimchi imaginable, which means I have stacks of round plastic containers in my fridge.