The white cops were ready to pepper spray the Banks’ until his white partner shows up

Good hunting

Slava Ukraini

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Racism. The Venn diagram of Christian fundamentalist beliefs and Sharia law are basically a circle, but the talking heads are only upset by the brown people

The town common is still open in Salem, and now there’s a bar nearby with great cocktails and keno

Yes please. Hail Satan

Arrest? We now have a POTUS who will offer him room temp cheeseburgers and the location of every SSBN currently under dive, then claim it was a masterful business deal.

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Um, Seattle and SF are on the same coast…maybe there’s just a bigger concentration camp set up there

Pretty sure Florida and DC are back on his vacation list now

The biggest flex we (US) could do is pouring money into NASA and grabbing asteroids.

How did they steal your wheelchair?

Mournfully: “I don’t knooooow”

Cracks me up every time

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3 Body Problem has an interesting take on this. Faster than light travel is not possible but communication is, meaning we’re anxiously preparing for an alien war that won’t happen for 400 years but they can see everything we do in real time thanks to quantum entanglement.

Riker will have sex with any and every alien he meets, the future boldly goes past gender norms

I guess that puts me on the rainbow? I’m gay for my gf, we’ll just add that under the +

I feel like I live in interesting times, and understand why it’s used as an insult

Before that was the tea party loons, before that was the airbrushed WMD photos, before that was McCarthyism…

When the other side is always fascist, the answer is always FUCK OFF NAZI PUNKS

(Maybe people wouldn’t hate the “other side” if it wasn’t straight up 4th reich on paper 🤷)

That’s the part that I still can’t wrap my head around. We know it will be shameless shilling and nepotism along with stochastic terrorism and still vote for it anyway? Wtf

If you’ve been getting duped for 50 years, then maybe you’re just too stupid to vote. People with a bit of a plant in their pocket have been disenfranchised for a lot less