So no money for Medicaid or Medicare, no money for like things that actually fucking matter but when it comes to a mass bribe apparently our economy is doing better than ever, good enough to where 5,000$ to everyone of the republicans win.
Not much life. Not much liberty. Not much pursing happiness. But…oh my God…Cha-Ching!!! /s
You made me use Twitter Search for the original post because I genuinely didn’t believe this.
This is what I found: https://twitee.co/foxnews/status/2097872390076141726
So… apparently it’s real.
‘But… we voted for no handouts for the poor’
no shit it’s a crime to give money to vote for their party: https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/597 - 18 U.S. Code § 597 - Expenditures to influence voting
If this works as a bribe, a judge strikes it down after the event and world continues.
Rethuglicans should be less like Dale Gribble and more like Hank Hill.
Hank was a Democrat at heart.
He expects everyone to go full Enfield.
Bromacho may not have had high IQ but he was no fool. Dude had the presence of mind and the self-awareness to find solutions.
Comacho was representative of the best of those in his times. He should be honored and respected as wise.
President Camacho was far more qualified to be a leader than the sack of vomit you lot decided to elect twice.
Never underestimate the power of moronsbin large amounts.
President Camocho wouldn’t rape kids.
Get his image out of your goddamn meme.
In fact it’s quite the opposite. Terry is a former NFL player who looks like he could break all your bones with a shout, and even he was nervous about backlash but spoke out against unwanted contact after being groped. President Camacho would empty a machine gun into big orange’s face
I love that dude. He is salt of the Earth. I hope the universe holds a special place for folks like him.
Thanknyou for sharing.
Isn’t it illegal to buy votes? Not that they would care.
Sure is. On top of that, he will not be held responsible for it at all. It doesn’t matter who is in power.
“oh were well passed that jerry!”
Trump never pays his bills, so, ya, good luck with that.
“A Trump never pays his debts”
That character was infinitely smarter than trump though.
And also wasn’t a bad person. He actually cared about his constituents!
Camacho saw his people had problems, he searched for the smartest man in the world, found him, and empowered him to make real change.
That’s not something politicians do, for that you need an idiot.
Surely everyone can see this is a lie? And if it isn’t, then it’s got to be illegally paying for votes. I can just see the SC ruling - ‘everyone should have known he was lying, so it doesn’t count as corruption’
Surely everyone can see this is a lie?
It works very similarly to those “Nigerian Prince” scam emails, where most people notice the spelling and grammatical errors and just don’t engage, but the dumbest among us slip through the filter and go right ahead and send that check for $10,000 with the utmost confidence that they’ll be sent back a check for $15,000…
I think they’ve made very clear that they use the Nixon rule. If the president does it, it’s not illegal
It’s a clear violation of 18 USC 597: https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/18/597
Couple of interesting things about this: this covers both the supply side and the demand side of the bribe economy; it’s illegal to offer the bribe, and illegal to accept it. Both are punishable for up to 2 years imprisonment per count. So if the US actually were a nation of laws, that would mean approximately 360 million years of prison for the fat orange traitor, and up to 2 years in prison for everybody who votes Republican thinking they’re going to get $5,000 for it.
Of course, we’re not a nation of laws. Clearly. I mean, Trump has violated the law pretty much every single day (sometimes multiple times per day) that he’s been in office, and nothing negative has happened to him. We’ve all just accepted that our president is a traitor, and that’s just the way things are.
Why does it need to be a lie? It conveniently is more money than anyone on SSI is supposed to have in their bank account, automatically resulting in kicking everyone off that program for having too much money.
Republicans have been promising this since Reagan.
Nothing new.
I’m sure we’ll all be rich any day now.
