That’s it. I’m done. I’m transitioning. I refuse to support this. Good luck to you all.
You don’t want to support it, you want to experience it first hand? Is that it?
Fake. I ain’t using a whole utensils and plate for onion. God gave us two hands: one for onion, one for Jack and jack-based activities.
One for Jack-on, one for Jack-off. It only makes sense.
I left two onions and four apples at the self-checkout yesterday after paying for them. Just forgot to put the bag in the cart. They could easily credit my account having been informed by the next customer, but no, they won’t. They’ll put them back on the shelf and sell them again.
The fork is the part that bothers me the most. So much handle, so little tine.
Consider the average fork. Do the times need to be so long? When have you ever needed to impale your food to a depth of 40mm or more?
Conversely, think on when you have picked up food and it slid down the times, so that to bite it off you must insert the bare tubes perilously deep into your mouth where you might strike a tooth or the tongue?
Shorter fork tines are the way of the future
That’s barely enough room for spaghetti! I won’t stand for this!
That sounds like propaganda from Big Spork!
I’ve always preferred foon to spork. But, I guess that ship sailed.
Nah, if it really was boy dinner it would be paper plates and plastic utensils. And definitely no place mats
I was thinking the same earlier, there might be a personal post in the future, stay tuned :)
Put that onion in a pan in a medium oven, just like that, for an hour or so depending on how big it is, then peel it and add some salt.
Yum.
I love how men just make fun of themselves and admit they are incompetent at surviving with any decent quality of life without a “woman” in the kitchen.
I consider myself fucking shit at cooking compared to my mum but God damn people it’s not that difficult.
This is OP’s second account and he just wanted to flex his cooking.
Source: I made it up
Boy Dinner is a different vibe, but if we’re talking cooking and sexist, I did have a gay uncle who was happy to be quoted saying;
“Women don’t belong in the kitchen… if you want a good meal”
Man was wildly out of pocket announcing that every hosted Thanksgiving to his sister’s eyerolls, but he knew how to cook a mean fucking steak!
I should not have read this post hungry…
Not enough beans
That’s what I’m having, minus the onion.
Fancy pants can afford whiskey
Food $500 Gas $800 Data $100 Rent $900 Rotgut Whiskey $2369 Utilities $150
Someone who is good at economy please help, I am dying
You should probably buy more local whiskey and cut that gas bill in half.
Now walking to whiskey, bill cut! Thank you for balancing my budget!
Im a Jim man myself, but to each their own.
Needs hot sauce
Actually amazing that way. I used to eat baked potatoes, raw onion with hot sauce when I was broke lol
honestly this joke is more in the spirit of what I believe girl dinner should be than girl dinner posts I usually see online. im glad my girls are eating well, but a prepared meal is not girl dinner. shredded cheese out of the bag, grazing some veggies, and maybe some chips, is.
Shitposting aside, aye! This is a Treachery of Images vibed meme, I love unhinged surrealism so :)
That’s a good way to get yourself to no longer be the Prime Minister of Australia.
Confirmed, Aussies hide their lack of banter behind that sillyass accent!
