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Godric@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

Tasty!

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Godric@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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  • Dozzi92@lemmy.world
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    9 hours ago

    The fork is the part that bothers me the most. So much handle, so little tine.

    • Agent641@lemmy.world
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      Consider the average fork. Do the times need to be so long? When have you ever needed to impale your food to a depth of 40mm or more?

      Conversely, think on when you have picked up food and it slid down the times, so that to bite it off you must insert the bare tubes perilously deep into your mouth where you might strike a tooth or the tongue?

      Shorter fork tines are the way of the future

      • FluorineBalloon@programming.dev
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        4 hours ago

        That sounds like propaganda from Big Spork!

        Beware, for you tread upon dangerous ground!

      • Dozzi92@lemmy.world
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        7 hours ago

        That’s barely enough room for spaghetti! I won’t stand for this!

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    Nah, if it really was boy dinner it would be paper plates and plastic utensils. And definitely no place mats

    • Godric@lemmy.worldOP
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      20 hours ago

      I was thinking the same earlier, there might be a personal post in the future, stay tuned :)

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    I love how men just make fun of themselves and admit they are incompetent at surviving with any decent quality of life without a “woman” in the kitchen.

    I consider myself fucking shit at cooking compared to my mum but God damn people it’s not that difficult.

    • molten@lemmy.world
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      This is OP’s second account and he just wanted to flex his cooking.

      Source: I made it up

    • Godric@lemmy.worldOP
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      Boy Dinner is a different vibe, but if we’re talking cooking and sexist, I did have a gay uncle who was happy to be quoted saying;

      “Women don’t belong in the kitchen… if you want a good meal”

      Man was wildly out of pocket announcing that every hosted Thanksgiving to his sister’s eyerolls, but he knew how to cook a mean fucking steak!

    • petersr@lemmy.world
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      14 hours ago

      I should not have read this post hungry…

  • saigot@lemmy.ca
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    17 hours ago

    Not enough beans

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    17 hours ago

    That’s what I’m having, minus the onion.

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    Put that onion in a pan in a medium oven, just like that, for an hour or so depending on how big it is, then peel it and add some salt.

    Yum.

    • Godric@lemmy.worldOP
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  • Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works
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    21 hours ago

    Needs hot sauce

    • myyass@lemmy.world
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      20 hours ago

      Actually amazing that way. I used to eat baked potatoes, raw onion with hot sauce when I was broke lol

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    22 hours ago

    Fancy pants can afford whiskey

    • Godric@lemmy.worldOP
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      21 hours ago

      Food $500 Gas $800 Data $100 Rent $900 Rotgut Whiskey $2369 Utilities $150

      Someone who is good at economy please help, I am dying

      • modus@lemmy.world
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        You should probably buy more local whiskey and cut that gas bill in half.

        • Godric@lemmy.worldOP
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          20 hours ago

          Now walking to whiskey, bill cut! Thank you for balancing my budget!

  • mika_mika@lemmy.world
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    honestly this joke is more in the spirit of what I believe girl dinner should be than girl dinner posts I usually see online. im glad my girls are eating well, but a prepared meal is not girl dinner. shredded cheese out of the bag, grazing some veggies, and maybe some chips, is.

    • Godric@lemmy.worldOP
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      21 hours ago

      Shitposting aside, aye! This is a Treachery of Images vibed meme, I love unhinged surrealism so :)

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    That’s a good way to get yourself to no longer be the Prime Minister of Australia.

    • Godric@lemmy.worldOP
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      Confirmed, Aussies hide their lack of banter behind that sillyass accent!

  • BlueFootedPetey@sh.itjust.works
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    Im a Jim man myself, but to each their own.

  • DarkCloud@lemmy.world
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    Okay Tony Abbott.

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    23 hours ago

    Replace Jack with a Canadian whiskey and I could get on board with this.

    • Godric@lemmy.worldOP
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      22 hours ago

      Make your own dinner then

  • CannedCairn@lemmy.world
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    24 hours ago

    Need a meat

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