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WanderWisley@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world ·
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Elon doesn't like committing crimes in a game. He would rather commit crimes irl...

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Elon doesn't like committing crimes in a game. He would rather commit crimes irl...

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WanderWisley@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world ·
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  • zebidiah@lemmy.ca
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    What a sad and pathetic little loser…

  • WizardArtsPropaganda@sh.itjust.works
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    deleted by creator

    • Obituarykidney@lemmy.world
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      Is this like the Elon version of the Gina Reinhardt portrait?

      Just in case you need the hilarious context: https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/gina-rinehart-demanded-national-gallery-permanently-dispose-of-vincent-namatjira-portraits/news-story/0762e6bc39f227a008e5ba8eeaaf7c98?amp

      • Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        More than 26 emails were sent by the 70-year-old’s supporters, The Herald reports, describing her as “one of Australia’s most prestigious people” and calling for the portraits to be removed for their “disrespectful” and “extremely upsetting” portrayal of the miner.

        Lmao. 27 emails! She must be so beloved!

        • Obituarykidney@lemmy.world
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          I think you misspelt “rich narcissist cunt”

    • Herbal Gamer@sh.itjust.works
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      Finally a use for AI.

      • errer@lemmy.world
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        …if it’s AI it’s really, really good. Looks to me that someone just got carrried away with the clone/pull tools tho.

  • mechoman444@lemmy.world
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    I mean it kind of sucks that he didn’t play them one through five they are objectively really good games. Especially vice City. So many great memories playing that game.

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    The most pathetic of losers.

    This is the kid who gets picked last for a schoolyard game and it’s 100% justified.

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    I would like it if we don’t post Elon musk stuff

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      Yeah, I thought the comm was for posts that were shitty (and funny for it), not posts by shitheads.

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    He also quit playing BioShock early when he found there was no option to play as Andrew Ryan.

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      Oh god. Someone please release a Bioshock mod that replaces Andrew Ryan with Elon Musk. Just for that one scene. You know…

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    He doesn’t play games. He pays people for high level accounts and then gets butthurt when his stream chat absolutely clowns on him for playing like an absolute fucking n00b

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    The game that is named after a crime has too much crime!

  • 🌸𝓯𝓵𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓻🌸@sh.itjust.works
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    He prefers to play Tropico where you make the law and suppress anybody disagreeing.

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    He’d rather kill hundreds of thousands of children in real life by cutting off international food aid through DOGE 💀💀. I hope his ass gets cooked at Nuremberg 2.0

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    • Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Well, I believe that he couldn’t do it. Just not the explanation.

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    But he’ll happily let thousands of children die due to his decision to cut USAid. Even when presented with evidence of it, he attacks the bearer of the news.

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    “Why won’t this game let me lick the cops’ boots? Open-world, my ass!”

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    There is debate with Theil and Graber in which Theil basically says that today paypal would be impossible to start, because all they did was actually money laundering. So yeah, it’s crime all the way down for these people.

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    He prefers white collar crime. How is he supposed to make money killing a cop? Waste of time.

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