Yeah I’m unhappy about all these slow mother fuckers that are always in my way.
Analyses for specific causes of death showed that participants with low walking speed had about a threefold increased risk of cardiovascular death.
Do these fine gentlemen look unhappy to you?
My god! Look at their form.
Idk I walk pretty fast and I’m pretty happy, aside from my crippling depression.
Tracks, I walk so fast it makes people upset with me. I just hate wasting time, why not get where you are going quickly. I’m also deeply unhappy.
True. Walking fast makes me very unhappy with all the slow walkers
“People in a hurry are experiencing stress.”
Hmmm actually ☝️🤓
Sonic don’t walk fast, he runs fast.Because he’s addicted to _**cocaine**_
This must be. I always walk fast or even run and im sad as fuck
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Only until you are running so fast the runner’s high kicks in and you are in heaven.
I’ve almost never felt that, sadly.
I guess I could remove the comma from there.
said… people content to be slow? Or… might these be… most kindly… and not shaming anyone… lazy assed bitches?
Depending on how slow the people in front of me are, I’m also more homicidal! At least Sonic has a lethal spin dash for such occasions.
So much anger from the fast walkers. Hmm.
