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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 days ago

I want it to slap me across the face

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I want it to slap me across the face

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 4 days ago
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  • JaggedRobotPubes@lemmy.world
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    I’ll take that cocoa and cherry one then, if you’re not having it.

    • Fedizen@lemmy.world
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      Caffeine content probably the same. I’ll take the one that doesn’t taste like chalky dirt.

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    Is it so bad to have both?

    I mean plenty of caffeine AND a good flavor without .25 lbs of sugar and 50% half and half is pretty nice…

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    I want a coffee with a short skirt and a loooooooooooooooong jacket.

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      I do actually want a coffee that uses a machete to cut through red tape.

  • texture@lemmy.world
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    thats called meth

  • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    I don’t understand… can it not do that while also tasting good? Is that not exactly what good coffee is supposed to be?

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      Of course it can, but then we wouldn’t have a shitpost.

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    Coffee should taste good. Why hate on coffee that tastes good? It’s not even hard to find.

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    4496

  • _lilith@lemmy.world
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    you don’t get hints of cherry and grass until you have relinquished the mere desire for caffeine and ascended into true understanding of the bean

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    Both can be true

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    you can buy 200mg caffeine caps for that

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    I like my coffee like I like my women. Cold and bitter.

    • Hypocrite9554@lemmy.world
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      Necrophilia moment

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        I meant emotionally cold, but your line is funnier.

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    Just take caffeine pills jfc

    • Gregers@lemmy.world
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      Or adderall, sounds like they have a medical condition

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    A BDSM cafe does sound fun.

    • funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works
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      there used to be one in London - “Coffee Cake and Kink”

  • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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    Coffee? I requested a car battery clipped to my nipples

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    Pervatin?

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