I’ll take that cocoa and cherry one then, if you’re not having it.
Caffeine content probably the same. I’ll take the one that doesn’t taste like chalky dirt.
Is it so bad to have both?
I mean plenty of caffeine AND a good flavor without .25 lbs of sugar and 50% half and half is pretty nice…
I want a coffee with a short skirt and a loooooooooooooooong jacket.
I do actually want a coffee that uses a machete to cut through red tape.
thats called meth
I don’t understand… can it not do that while also tasting good? Is that not exactly what good coffee is supposed to be?
Of course it can, but then we wouldn’t have a shitpost.
Coffee should taste good. Why hate on coffee that tastes good? It’s not even hard to find.

you don’t get hints of cherry and grass until you have relinquished the mere desire for caffeine and ascended into true understanding of the bean

Both can be true
you can buy 200mg caffeine caps for that
I like my coffee like I like my women. Cold and bitter.
Necrophilia moment
I meant emotionally cold, but your line is funnier.
Just take caffeine pills jfc
Or adderall, sounds like they have a medical condition
A BDSM cafe does sound fun.
there used to be one in London - “Coffee Cake and Kink”
Coffee? I requested a car battery clipped to my nipples
Pervatin?








