Hey, at least he went to the doctor and told the water industry rep what he was doing.
Where is the hydrohomies community on Lemmy? This is a 5 alarm emergency. His piss, if he has any, is probably so dark yellow that it’s brown. I piss so heavy and light yellow it’s like a sun kissed stream from a garden hose. Water is fuckin mana potion.
All these, “maxxing,” trends going around makes my autism cringe. I like being extreme and being repetitive as much as the next person but it’s so annoying.
Back in 2013 I remmeebr people being annoyed at everything needing a label and we really do need to label every fucking thing and make it known to the world or talk it up one way or another and then people do the other things that have these stupid ass prefixes or suffixes to random made up words that end up on urban dictionary or by some retarded chance actually in the dictionary.
Can we just call that guy what he is, a fucked up individual that needs fluids.
Doctor said I should stop and drink water again YEAH NO SHIT!!! You can survive days without food you’re not gonna get far without water so the fact that person is alive and maybe this is a rage bait meme but the fact he’s alive in that picture, means he’s drinking the bare minimal of at least 32ounces of water you can survive on 2 bottles of water you thrive on a gallon. You won’t make it far with only drinking that little though every day and your body does need at least a gallon a day to survive well.
*please don’t try to survive on two bottles of water I’m not even sure if that’s true, I’m saying that part more anecdotally because I think that’s the least amount of water I’ve ever drank in a day but then survived on coffee and threw up so🤷🏻♂️ *
tldrmaxxing
Water is just an optional luxury for the rich.
I can’t believe you’re drinking water. Data centers need that you sick fuck
One week without water creates hallucinations and puts one near death.
You spelled makes you immune to physical attack wrong
Can’t bleed out if your blood has the viscosity of axle grease
Exactly
Corpses are fairly immune to physical attack.
- your lawyer faints, and the judge spits out their water -
just stay away from matches
You wanna match? My face and your ass, how about that, friend? … I mean, your face and my ass!
Assuming he doesn’t abstain from water-containing foods, he might live longer
oh he’ll stop, and pretty soon. stop everything
“follow ze killdozer”
Reminds me of Super Size Me: With Whiskey
