Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru"
Sheathes blade
You are already gaped
Some blades you choose, others choose you.
Do not return me to my sheath without drawing blood.
“Valour” is one of those words that I think deserves a “u” regardless of if I’m Canadian.
Pull like you are starting a mower.
Oh. Oh God. Please no.
“Pull start for a dishwasher”
IYKYK
For the uninitiated that would be interested in trying to procure this fine item, it is called 拉珠武士, which translate to Anal Beads Warrior
Is this how magicians are able to keep pulling red balls from their mouths?
Mouths?
Yes
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Well… this is a shitpost, cause that thing’s definitely going in someone’s poophole

When you need to use a toothpick from behind your teeth … !

Hello 911 it’s me again… Wait a second it has a flaired base nevermind this time … Sorry
several in fact
10,000 years of pain am I right?
Bayblade Bayblade; let it rip!
…so where’s the example of it being used?

Pixilated?? Why the Japanese gotta censor all the good stuff












