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potoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 16 hours ago

It's honestly fine, you're overthinking it!

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It's honestly fine, you're overthinking it!

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potoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 16 hours ago
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  • Tiral@lemmy.world
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    That’s how some cooks are with deep fryers. Drop it on the floor? It’s cool tmit all dies in the deep fryer.

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    Piss in the dishwasher? I’d rather not. I got fired the last time I put my penis in a dishwasher. To be fair she was only 19… There’s no telling what’ll happen if I had pissed as well

    • potoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.worldOP
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      That’s how you keep her from getting pregante.

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    5 hours ago

    Quick, someone call Alec to do an hour-long YouTube video investigating this!

    https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLKI-5kTBAGwlm_CbFva49Z7J81rRsnyAN

  • BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world
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    I guess it’s good I don’t have a dishwasher.

    • potoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.worldOP
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      Do you just pee straight into the sink? Cuz that’s a little odd tbh.

      • lb_o@lemmy.world
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        Yeah, dishwasher is more preferable than the sink. Sink is gross.

  • Seth Taylor@lemmy.world
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    “No, April. That is wrong! Please leave my house party!”

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    First cycle of the dishwasher is just a hot water rinse to get a head start on removing debris that gets drained away. Then it refills and deploys detergent and spends most of the rest of the time in this cycle before rinsing and drying. So, I mean, I don’t recommend it, but it will be drained a few minutes into the cycle and the dishwasher will actually clean with detergents after with no pee left. So, it really won’t hurt anything besides your relationship with your family/roommates.

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      10 hours ago

      Are you not adding detergent to the prewash!?

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        Quick bury them in the multi hour technology connections dishwasher Playlist!!!

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        You can if it needs it for baked on food. It’s not necessary for most washes though

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          Yeah you’re right my piss doesn’t require any extra cleaning. Brownies though? Put every house hold cleaner into the pre-wash

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            You say that sarcastically but it is true piss really would not require any specialized cleaner to remove. But when it comes to baked on cheese eggs things like that the protein in them makes them very difficult to remove with just water and it needs emulsifiers and surfactants to help break it down and remove it

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      Might as well take a duke in there, too

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    Which dishwasher? The poop knife dishwasher?

    • PhoenixDog@lemmy.world
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      It’s all pipes!!!

    • Billegh@lemmy.world
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      In this house the poop knife is hand wash only, thankyouverymuch.

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    Piss in your pasta water, you’re about to throw away the water anyway.

    • PhoenixDog@lemmy.world
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      Why salt the pasta water. Just cum in it like a normal person.

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        Weird, my cum tastes like bleach. My nut sweat, however…

      • Seth Taylor@lemmy.world
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        [ spits out carbonara in shock ]

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        6 hours ago

        :)

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    This is why I poop in the washing machine. Bigger opening so I can’t miss. And, as we all know, it will get… Washed.

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      I had always cleaned the turd out of it. But now I know I can shit directly into the bleach repository my life should improve.

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    If my shower recirculated water id surely piss into it as well. Instead it’s all just wasted down the drain…

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    This is the logic behind Japanese toilets having a tiny hand sink over the commode so you wash your hands with the water that’s being used to refill the basin.

    Why not use it that way? You’re just going to pee in it later.

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      That tiny sink is very inconvenient for use.

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        I’d never heard of these, and I’m looking at them now. It’s a cool idea, but without ever using one, I think I agree with you. The basin is necessarily tiny, forcing you to make a mess, and 30 seconds of cold water isn’t going to get all the soap off. Have any of you ever used one and found it satisfactory?

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        When space is at a premium, it’s a great idea

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        Only for having a poo.

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    I can just see April spraying over her dishes in a half squat with her pants around her knees.

    Go gurl

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