I think only one of is actually counting

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Can’t help with the phone though

Poor guy…

You sound like a great hang and have lots of friends while leading a fulfilling life

Excuse me, that quote should have been written “sO iS tHe pReSIdEnT nOT tElLiNg tHe TRUtH?”

Anything else would be DEI…you libtard

Phlogiston!

There’s no rule saying a dog can’t play basketball

You need to aggressively huff it for a while before you lose consciousness

Maybe I’ve run into too many edgelords in the lab who “love the smell”. Doesn’t smell like chlorine at all really for me at least. I see it as the most awful artificial fruit perfume.

I work in a plastics analytical lab and I hate the smell of chloroform. Not because it’s dangerous or anything. I just hate how it smells.

Even though this is a dick joke, I’d use isopropyl or ethanol no higher than 70%. Acetone tends to strip/degrade paint and if on a plastic substrate could degrade the plastic.

Source: I work in an analytical lab for plastics and paints and I have made many mistakes.

I constantly use algebra/calc and graph data for my stem job. Everyone should have a similar base of knowledge. I don’t complain that I learned about the Mongolian empire or read Of Mice and Men.

Unfortunately, the people thinking they don’t need to know stuff are also the people “doing their own research” on vaccines and such.

Learning stuff doesn’t just impart knowledge, it rounds out your understanding of what you don’t know and where you should yield to expertice which is arguably equally as important as knowing stuff.

Far too many syllables for a cat to still ignore you

More importantly have you heard the Hamburger Helper Mixtape?

Excuse me, my crimes obviously involved interstate commerce so that I could get charged federally.

As he is a known germaphobe, might this steer him away from the clown’s hamberders as his go to meal?

“New crypto coin” is a weird way to say bribe money laundering