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My 8 yo kid. Got a higher belt in BJJ, and told me he wants to keep all hist old belts to show them to his grandkids one day.
So today I was heating leftovers in the microwave for lunch. I had a pretty thick piece of garlic toast that, instead of laying it on its side like normal people do, I decided to stand it up on its edge. The sight of the rotating upright garlic toast, coupled with the accompanying triumphant music I made up in my head for it, made me laugh way more than is probably rational. I may also be slightly sleep deprived today.
I need a drawing to visualise this
Okay, let me do this for you. Imagine me standing in front of you. Okay, now imagine I’m garlic toast.
spins around singing triumphantly
See?
It’s as glorious as I imagined!
I saw a turtle and I tried to photograph it, but the picture came out blurry, like the turtle was moving too quickly.
(This was coming back to the store, not leaving)
Saw a computer whose complaint was “won’t charge” and the entire charging port was gone alongside the surrounding casing
Ah, remjnds me of the time I got a ticket for “system.wet” after the co-owner peed on it.
It ran the store, and he had just found out his wife was cheating with the other co-owner
Kid got stuck between the couch and window. Managed to crawl in, but didn’t realise he could crawl backwards to get out.
Got a picture the other day of my nephew getting stuck crawling backwards under a chair. He hasn’t quite figured out forwards yet.
Its bloody hilarious that they go backwards first and get a furniture leg suck between their legs and freak out.
Kid and I each rounded a corner in the house and literally ran into each other. We had a hearty laugh! I love hearing his joy.
Hearing my uncle and cousin bicker after he kept making a duck noise that annoyed her. The father, daughter thing they have is a riot.
We recently moved and don’t have a fence up in our yard yet, so we’re having to take the dog out on her leash. My wife was walking her around the back yard and the dog was very intently sniffing the ground, following a trail that must’ve been very recent. Meanwhile she never noticed that about 15 feet (4.5 meters) away was a cat happily laying on its back and bathing itself. We’re guessing the cat is what our dog was snelling but she never saw it, completely oblivious.
