Also virtually one one is incapacitated from a single punch or kick.

You missed 0art of the assignment

Jesus fucking Christ STOP

That would help.with so many things if it was abrupt

Yes stop buying our shit holy fuck

They did? What else is Ford making?

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But that’s the opposite of backhanded compliment

I mean, yes…? Generally…?

Oh god I could not handle that

When I was a kid I was home sick with the flu. I slept all day. After the fever broke I was up for a while. Strange Brew and Real Men both came on TV back-to-back and I watched them both. Had never heard of either one. I thought I was having some weird fever dream, especially after Dave Thomas drank all that beer, and when Jim Belushi activated the pencil.

I mentioned Rifftrax in another comment, but the Rifftrax version of this and Street Fighter are two of my favorite things ever.

Stuff I haven’t seen mentioned yet:

1984 Dune. It’s one of my favorite movies period.

Return of the Killer Tomatoes is on my top 10 favorite bad movies I’d say. Top 20 at least.

The Tune (Bill Plympton movie).

Clue (and very similar Murder By Death)

Empire Records

Cool as Ice (Rifftrax edition)

Actually, on that front - The Room + Birdemic (Rifftrax edition)

Zardoz

Original Little Shop of Horrors

But you said “you”

Continuing the joke apparently

I am??

:(((

Yeah wtf

Nope!

The C64U that they make and that my wife bought me is one of the greatest things I have ever owned.

I’m not sure I have ever had a time a food at all.

Like this time