Someone will post this to LinkedIn without a hint of irony.
That’s not passive income
It is if you’re a lazy bottom.
It is if you were already going to go bar hopping with your makeout bro
What’s your job? I kiss my homies
In a world with AI grindsets, influencer slopfests, and governmental grifting, we need more respectable professions like this.
Strike up a conversation with a group of women
Alright, I’m out.
So in one night, lets call it 8 hours from 6:00 - 2:00, you’re out there approaching women, starting a conversation, leading that conversation naturally to kissing men, negotiating for $100, kissing your homie, then traveling to the next bar… every 24 minutes.
Once you have practiced this a bit, you might be able to complete the routine in ten minutes. You might be able to get more than 100$ at times, especially from larger groups. Selecting an area with lots of bars visited by hen parties is probably key for this.
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I told my boss I needed a raise. He said everyone needs a hustle. I told him my hustle is wage work. He advised some people will just sacrifice more. I said my time with my family was more important.
You forgot to add the part where you kissed your boss on the mouth to get a raise.
Ah yes, the old selling yourself for more riches and even more dignity. Go money! /s Now let’s talk basic universal income. That one is a no-brainer that would solve a lot of social ills.
$50, then? What if I do one for free just to show you it’s worth it?
Each and every one of us values ourselves differently. Take what you can get, I guess? You don’t need to prove anything to me, just yourself.
How about abolishing money altogether and actually redistributing resources the way that everyone can live decently?
Abolishing money isn’t necessary for everyone to live decently
However, money is absolutely necessary for making sure that everyone but the few lives indecently
Again, not true. Everyone but the few lived indecently even before money.
No, everyone lived indecently before money. Then everyone came and worked together to live decently. Then, at some point, some people wanted to have everything and invented money so that they could rob the others by their consent.
I totally agree. We now have the communication and computing ability to manage resources effectively for the whole globe.
I wonder what Andrew Taint would have to say about this.
“Bruh it’s totally not homo if it’s for the Grind™, these stupid femoids just think we’re both so hot and want to fuck us anyway”
Bro can I send you $200 for an online course on how to be as based as you? This shit belongs in a podcast.
You’ve got a good eye for new content. Where can I tune in for more of your reactions and recommendations?
Shit, he probably came up with the idea.
Remember, according to Andrew Tate, the gayest thing a fella can do is enjoy sex with a woman
He did indeed say that yes.
Well this dystopia economy when you have go around making out with your male friend to make extra money.
What happens if you do it and they don’t pay? Also call BS in this economy people can pony up 100 bucks for this?
If they can afford drinks in an uptown bar, they can scrounge up $100 between them. It’s called wealth redistribution.
If homie doesn’t want any of that money, you might have a boyfriend.
