“I’m literally made out of one of your bones! And you STILL can’t find it?”
But does he eat you out, Eve?
It’s also the tightest pussy…
the biggest human penis on earth. maybe the Serpent was packing
The Serpent actually was Adams penis and I have no idea where I’m going with this.
Neither did the drug addict who wrote Genesis
Trouser snake?
“If Man is made in God’s image, does that mean God has a functioning penis?” is a fun question to ask biblical literalists.
Great, now im thinking about god’s hot juicy cock again
And a bellybutton
Which implies that god was birthed
So, by whom?
A big fat giant turtle, man.
Careful of those elephants, though. They have a temper
Well, also the smallest.
And perfectly average! (At least that’s what she told him)
Caine: well…
Lilith: Im stuck in a cave stepson.
And don’t forget it was handcrafted by God to perfection.
Eve invented wood working out of frustration.
Yes and I’m hungry. Fetch me a sandwich
